False....always passed out by the toilet, never on it

T or F: The person below me has said to a lil chica that he loves to do wheelies when asked (she must be young and hot) even tho the only time he picked the front wheel up he got it up only 3 inches and decided that was way to scary to try again.

 

false .. i dont try wheelies they just kinda happen .. and i don't wheelie for kitty ..


true or false the person below me has jerked off to a jenny craig comerical

 

True. Oh it was horrible, I thought I could get it off in time but right before climax the commercial changed to an over 65 health insurance commercial. I still have flashbacks of those old wrinkly faces sometimes.

T/F The person below me was jerking off to **** on the internet, came across your second cousin getting jackhammered, and it turned you on so much you finished your biz and saved the vid for later use.

 

True: I wished I saved that video......

T/F Next person up is thinking about jackhammering their 2nd cousin.

 

False... But I did have a friend who did.


T or F... You would do a chick with three **** and one eye.

 

True... but deppends on the a$$, it has to be big and tight!!

T/F ... The next person before taking ashower makes a Luke Skywalker impresion with a broom!!![sm=vader.gif]

 

True:
and it made me very famous and rich!!!


True or false: you wish you were a jedi master like me.

 

True. I wish I had a lightsabre for all those annoying cagers.

T/F I call others squids when there was plenty of times this summer that I rode with sandals.

 

true and right before any other rider came up i used the dark side to change them too boots before they noticed

T or F the next person wants to be darth vader to have his way with cagers

 

False. My Dungeon Master tells me that the Force is not real. He says only Trinity knows how to deal with cagers:




True or False: ^ This woman is unhappy about the state of political affairs in airport restrooms.