False. The new 1000rr is not good looking, im going to wait for next two years...

T/F the person that is next likes fudge grammer

 

TRUE...I love The Fudge Rammer...[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

True or False: The next person is currently planning their escape from reality andhoping to take as many people with him/her as possible.

 

True and I would like to thank all of you for coming with me.

T or F Honda is so confident they are #1 that they are willing to throw away a whole year ofsales to prove it.

 

False, too many north americans are employed by Honda. Should such a risk result in lay-off it could reflect poorly. Honda's image in north america is taken very seriously.

True or False: The person below me once taught a penguin to fly.

 

True, But he didnt fly for too long...RIP chilly *****

T or F... The person below me imagines themselves flying past rossi and haden when riding through your local twisties

 

FALSE. Its Doohan and Schwantz...and were all on Vespas...and then we stop for tea and strumpets.

True or False: The person below me fell out of tree after spying on Britney Spears and accidentally impregnated Lindsay Lohan.

 

True and false...I did impregnatethat crazy b_tchLindsay because she gave me a roofy. AndI only climbed up the tree because I was scared I would have to see ****ney's wallered out sn_tch again. Imagine my suprise when I fell out of the tree and landed right in it! Took me two days to find my way out. Fortunately I met up with a couple other guys...dude from Survivormanand Snake Plisken from escape from New York.

True or False: Homeslice below me uses frozen hot dogs to alleviate the itching and burning of his rampant hemorrhoids. [:'(]

 

False, I'm in Wisconsin...we use brats!

True/False, You find pleasue in the pain you be plucking your nose hairs with pinching your fingers to get them out

 

True. Im doing it right now. Its like a forest in there.

T or F... You once had a wet dream about your Mom?

 

False, I had a wet dream about your mom. And if you posted that , you must have done so yourself...[:-]



T/F: You passed out on the toilet at your friendsapartment after drinking too much, woke up, and puked in his roomates bathtub, then puked all over the kitchen table. Then all over the kitchen floor.

I was quite the party animal in college, with very bad pacing...
"I've never seen anybody throw up so much!"
- K-train