False: I always obey the posted limits. [sm=devilangel.gif]

True or False: The person below me is more full of crap than I am.

 

False...I am honest all the time, and that gets me in trouble sometimes.

The person below me likes it when their girl inserts a finger into your brown eye when your doing the nasty.

 

True... but thats not really fair to her, cause I bought her at starship, she's inflatable, and can only comunicate in wistles and squeaks.

True or False, you bought my used inflatable girlfriend off of ebay, and left positive feedback.

 

True, gave new meaning to paypal!
True or false scrubs chicken strips with a belt sander.

 

LOL not true yet but that's a frickin good idea. God knows my riding skills can't get them off. HAHA.

T or F: The person below me pulled the wrong vacuum hose off even with 16 million flappper write-ups then tried to explain to his buddy that the rough idle was from the extra power.

 

False, my bike still idles fine even with all the abuse I've put it through.


T or F, the person below pulled their vaccum hose off to perform the old "Scary Movie" trick.
"I told you mom, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!!!"

 

True... i was trying to get it dry after i took a shower...

True or false: the guy up next likes to ride with nothing but a thong...

 

True: Only if the thong is on backwards ..... Just Kidding!!! HAha

T/F : The person below me Always hits seventh gear on the way to work.

 

omg!! i cant stop laughing it hurts.....
you better belive i hit 7th gear its the only that breaks the sound barrier!!
TorF the person below me has worn sanddles but states they dont so they dont look stupid

 

I guess false, I wear sandals but I wouldn't care if anyone saw me or thought I looked stupid. WTF is wrong with sandals anyway? Then again I'm from CO so I'm probably a little more nature/granola like.

T/F The person below me would trade their first born child for a new 1000RR.