TRUE! Dog's absolutely rule.



True/False: Cat's are the devil.

 

False! They are moving targets!!

True/False, you are unable to concentrate at your place of work today because you are too hyped up for the freedom of the long weekend comming up?

 

True all the way!!!!! I had to get rid of my cat cause he was possessed. no claws no ***** and tore up everything in sight. I actually think it was because we tried to make him an indoor cat and probably should have been an outdoor.

True/False: Porcupine Puffer Fish are the shizit!!!!!

 

Fu*K that Puffer fish!!! You cut outta line maing. Besides their only cool when they're pissed.

okay...one more time

True/False, you are unable to concentrate at your place of work today because you are too hyped up for the freedom of the long weekend comming up?

 

False. I'm not able to concentrate at work because it sucks *** and i hate my boss. But i guess the upcoming weekend doesn't help. Would be worse if rain wasn't predicted all weekend.

I had to answer this one: I recently flipped a ford focus end over end. I wasn't wearing a seat belt. As i was flying through the the air, i whispered to myself: "****. I'm crashing. I'm gonna lose my GD license." At the same time, one hand was pressed firmly to the roof and the other was looking for my cell phone in preparation to call 911. Lol. Luckily my guitar was wearing it's seatbelt.

True/false: One of the most embarrassng incidents in your life occured on your bike.

 

True: and i'll tie it in to the "newbie mistakes thread" STORY: Just installed my Jardine slip, and went to enjoy a cruise... stopped at the local meeting area for the cruisers....luckily WAY early. and i came to a stop sign....Well, i went to put my right foot down; it wouldnt. my pant leg got stuck on the peg anddown i went w/two cars behind me. *$&&#* i felt like such a F**Ktard!



TRUE or FALSE: From my 'she's pregnant thread' You really do think she is pregnant, but dont want to tell me that because your just all so nice!

 

False, I told you to plan on it happening so that you can start to get your **** together...9 months creeps up on ya fast!

True/False: You recieved an electronic kitchen appliance of some kind for christmas?

(I take pride in our handheld blender because I think of it as a milestone for the first "family" gift for my new family (GF, Baby, and I))

 

False: I really wish I had a coffee grinder though. My sister sent me two pounds of starbucks coffe and I don't have a grinder!!!!!!

True/False: Your pets got christmas sweaters for a gift