Okay I've seen this on other forums and it usually turns out pretty hilarious. I'll start out by asking a true or false question and the first person to reply has to answer me, maybe give a reason why, and then ask the person below them a true/false question.


True or false? The person below me raced a V-Twin and either do to mechanical or rider error, lost.

 

False. The only person I know who rides a V-twin besides my dad on his stupid Harley rides a Ducatti 999. He has no fear of death and/or the destruction of his machines. He has laid down bikes 5 times in the past 5 years. He just doesn't care. He also fried his Wrangler by adding a turbo and seeing how much boost the engine could handle. 26psi seems to be the limit for 3 of the 6 pistons.


True or false: on a normal cruise with a few friends, I only break the speed limit by 4-9 mph so I can be safe to those on the road.

 

False, where I live if you only go 5 over the limit then everyone else is flying by you. I like to at least stay with traffic.


True or false, the person below me thinks R6s are only for wealthy high school kids.

 

True. They are for unexperienced riders and they want to look cool verus actually going fast. Not everyone can ride a honda.

T or F: During the winter when I am driving my cage, I ry to lean through the corners?

I am guilty of that one.

 

True. And that's true for summer cage rides too.

T or F. I feel like superman when I wear my gear and no one knows who I am.

 

False. I don't feel like superman. I feel like a power ranger! I feel like I'm half yellow and half blue.

T or F: I am a real power ranger.

 

False...I am a Power Pooper. Sometimes I break capilaries from the strain. I am known as Master Blaster among all the other super heroes when I hang out at the underwater-seacave-invisible-hideout.

True or False?
The person below me got caught masterbating by his mom, and had a sex ed.film made about him.

 

False. I was never caught. AND I would volunteer for a sex ed film. lol.

True or false?
The person below me once farted in their car on the way home and accidently gold-leafed because they didn't think anything would come out if they slowly let it rip.

 

True... that was a long vacation. I really thought everything would be fine, but sometimes you just can't predict the future.

True or False: The person below me actually *********** so often he'd rather do that than have sex any more.

 

False: Although true if there's some really freaky **** on... like midget twins and a goat (well maybe without the goat).

True or False: your girlfriend/wife made you watch a chick flick where you cried at the end.