False: when they actually finally called my number(it was like 132 or something) I saw Voodoo leaving and decided to pass that ride up and gave my ticket to Vpsophmore.

true or false: the next poster tell's his old lady that the passenger seat is only for looks and she can't ride on it, Because he doesn't want the kids at the high school he cruises by everyday to think he's married.

 

False. Not high school kids, high school teachers.

T or F: You only got a bike to increase your ***** rate, but only get approached by fat ugly slobs at places like taco bell and mcdonalds. "When you gon' let me ride dat mota-cycle?"

Don't you just hate that ****?

 

True...but my bikes are so fu*ked up that no girl will even come near me.

True/False, this website is what keep you from loosing your sanity entirely while your going thru your day at work?

 

False... I'm outside hammering nails all day at work... this website is what helps keep me from losing my sanity on days when it's pouring down rain and/or while my bike is sitting in the garage with a battery that doesn't function in the least bit.

T/F the person below me, after being laughed at by a guy on a moped, now upshifts without the clutch so nobody can tell when he/she accidently tries for that mysterious 7th gear.

 

False, I upshift without the clutch because my left hand is busyflipping off the crappy drivers as I accelerate past them.

True or False:Everyone at your job thinks you're insane for riding when it's under 70° F outside in the morning.

 

True, it was about 50°

True or False: Already put the bike away for the season.

 

True...70+ degrees is for wussies, but my co-workers think I am insane for riding a bike in the first place...

T/F: The next person has a problem with authority. So much so, that they stabbed their gym teacher in highschool.

 

False. Authority has a problem with me because I have bigger goals in life than being a manager at some store, with no more knowledge than a high school degree, making a whopping 40k a year.

T/F The next person has the "motorcycle conversation" at least once a day with some ignorant kid looking to get his first bike. "Ima get a Busa!!!"

 

True, but replace "'busa" with "gixxer".

True or false: You stop taking your meds and start cursing at inanimate objects.

 

False, meds are for people who *cough* can't cut it on their own. And there's no such thing as an inanimate object, they're alive and swearing, and they always start shtt with me *cough*

True or false, the next person believes this planet is only 10,000 years old and that Mars used to be in the same position Earth is in now...

"Ima getta Ninjuh!!!"