False, I was called stupid phat one time while streaking through the local mall, but onlybecause they were talking about my goods.

ToF: The person below me has masturbated hanging upside down in their bathroom while singing yankee doodle.

 

True and while yanking on my doodle my girlfriend came in and finished me off with a happy ending!!!

True/False: The guy below is so fat, that he enjoys masturbating to a cook book with BBQ sauce!!

 

False. It was honey mustard sauce!

True/False: You almost dumped or DID dump your bike in your driveway because you thought thesidestand was down.

 

True...I was in my garage about six months ago, and had the stand about 3/4 down. I nearly blasted my intestines out of my *** to keep it from falling over

True or False: The person below me likes to put mustard on their weiner before they receive oral gratification...

 

Eh....False, you see, Voodoo, i asked your girlfriend and she said she prefered syrup....(Betty Crocker Style!) hahahhaha

(for the love of God....and CBRs dont boot me LOL)

T/F the next person likes toMultitask by sitting on the toilet and rubbing off while posting on this forum......

 

False. I would need four hands to shat, jack, and type at the same time. I don't know about you, but I always keep a thumb and forefinger on Johnnythickpants' neck so as to keep him from touching any part of the bowl whilst I am waiting for the descent. I highly recommend dried fruit to speed the waiting...

True or False: The next person is even more addicted to posting than to eating or showering or shatting...or jacking

 

True. And if I were to shat and jack as many times as I've posted my dick would rot off and my rectum would be hanging lower than my *******...which would be something to brag about.

True or False: The person below me likes to coat themselves in baby oil and ********** to nudephotos of David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman...***.

 

False, just to be able to make up such an idea must make themselves gay to start with.

True/False
The next person likes to work on their bikes just to get out of the house and away from their significant other more than they really want to work on their bike.

 

False, It's to get away from your significant, suffocating other

True or False - The nest person seriously better grab my watch off his wife's nightstand and priority mail it back. I'm late for everything..... come to think of it that's what she said! DOH!

 

True - I'll make sure to send your watch back.Your watchwill be accompanied by my wife who isinfested with herpes, gonorrhea, and syphillis...oh...you didn't know?Thankfully my wife and I have been sleeping in seperate beds for the past year which would explain why I didn't know your watch was on her nightstand and why I am free of disease. Enjoy your watch, my wife, and all the great things she has given you...which you should be realizing here in the next little while. Life's a bitch ain't it? That's what ya get for sleeping with another man's wife...

True or False - The next poster is the one who actually infested my wife with all those wonderful little critters which have now been shared with the previous poster. Guess that means the two of you have essentially slept with each other...how gay.