False: makes me watch the chick flicks but have not cried at the end of any of them yet.

True or False: The person who answers this picked up a girl in a drunken stooper one night just to find out it was actually a guy. Upon realizing what what going on they decided to continue anyway.

 

false, although i did see that on a cops episode.

True or False: When getting "Road Head" from your girlfriend during the daytime, you told her to stop sucking on your ***** when you got passed by a minivan full of kids or a cemi because you'd be afraid you'd see your wiener? And wtf are you doing getting passed by minivans and cimi's in the first place?

 

False. If she sees semi's or vans around, she'll refuse to give in. However, if she gives in and I get passed by a witness, I'll look over smile and point down at what's going on!

True or False: The person below me was driving a minivan or semi while passing a guy getting road head who was smiling and pointing down at what was going on?

 

True, I was recieving oral at the same time and gave a thumbs up.

T or F - The person below gives great road head

 

False I was driving a ford Taurus at the time plus the wife wouldn't let me hang out to see if it was a happy ending or not

True or False:The person below me has acted asleep while watching their buddy do his girlfriend.


Teach me to walk away from the computer while writing

 

I'll go agian

false Im not a giver

True or False:The person below me has acted asleep while watching their buddy do his girlfriend

 

false, but i am pretty sure the girl i was with's roommate was acting asleep and watching us (or at least hearing something on the top bunk)....

T or F: did a double dip on one night, +2 if they knew each other....

 

True, but in my defense I was drunk and my buddy's girlfriend is a three legged sheep.

T or F: The person below me once thought he was abducted by aliens and got the ol' **** probe. However, he woke up with a smelly Pringles can next to him.

 

lol... false... i hope.. i dunno though, i spend most of my college days drunk.

ture or false: the dude abides, and you take comfort in that

 

True: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

lol

True or False: The person below me occasionally gets an itchy throttle hand sometimes, and will occasionally go ludicrous speed on the highway.

I do sometimes. Heh.