TRue!! but I'll post some bikini/thong babes more ofthen.

T/F the next person pukes whenturns on he's bike!

 

True... Just alil bit in my mouth, @ the GLOBO-GYM parking lot.

T/F the next guy wants to see kikepiz default pic BLOWN UP?

i know i do.

 

False, I bet they're transvestites.

True or false:
You spent an hour looking for the spare key for your bike not because you needed it, but because you don't wantyourasshole roommateriding your bike when you're not around.

 

True, if my dad counts. That was a few years ago when i still lived there.

True or False: You shotgunned a beer last weekend.

 

shotgunned? I chugged a pitcher of beer on multiple occasions, and shot beer cans with pistols.

 

False I do not drink beer only Hard drinks,


T/F you have stabbed a midget just to see her spin like a top

 

True, it was with a trident and it was very amusing.

True or False - You've thought about having sex with a guy?

 

Oh my goodness yes.


Well, maybe just a peck on the cheek, er, nevermind, why don't we just hang out and watch Fight Club together.

The next person spent years being friends with someone and never knew they swung for the other team.

 

Falso. My "gay-dar" is pretty dead-on. And, for the record, I have two friends that are... well, yeah.

The next person provides sound effects such as "vroom vroom" while riding and "eeeeeeeerrchh!!!" while braking purely for the immature fun of it.

 

False...I only make those sounds while doing rude things to a tube sock.

True or False: The next poster gets aroused when opening a can of tuna...