Today's giggle
Hey Seb,
Mrs Kiwi TK here!
You know very bloody well I am a staunch Mitre 10 employee, and for the record; that was an award winning campaign for said leading New Zulland hardware retail chain. After all mite (m8) DYI is in our DNA
Love your work!
You've been to my house we have pavers not dix m8 (far less maintenance)
Mrs Kiwi TK here!
You know very bloody well I am a staunch Mitre 10 employee, and for the record; that was an award winning campaign for said leading New Zulland hardware retail chain. After all mite (m8) DYI is in our DNA
Love your work!
You've been to my house we have pavers not dix m8 (far less maintenance)
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Hi Mrs Mitre 10! :-))
How are you? Good to see you're keeping the "b*st*rds " honest. And I agree - pavers definitely win over d*cks!
Have you had you're trip across the ditch to the Buble' concert? If you have, or are yet to, may it be avery special time. I would have loved to catch up with you, but it is at a frantic time. We are in Mount Gambier for 2 days, next week we have to go to Pt Lincoln and then the week after that we are off to Vietnam.
Lots of love to you both,
MRS SB
How are you? Good to see you're keeping the "b*st*rds " honest. And I agree - pavers definitely win over d*cks!
Have you had you're trip across the ditch to the Buble' concert? If you have, or are yet to, may it be avery special time. I would have loved to catch up with you, but it is at a frantic time. We are in Mount Gambier for 2 days, next week we have to go to Pt Lincoln and then the week after that we are off to Vietnam.
Lots of love to you both,
MRS SB
Crossing the ditch for Buble in April, still time for Joy to join in for a girly shopping weekend kind of thing in Melbourne, if that is the kind of thing that spins your wheels.
But, I note that Buble is doing a concert in Adelaide anyway.
So far off "Todays Giggle"; let's just leave this alone.
And seeing that the thread is called Todays Giggle I feel obliged to offer something :
U.S. Government resumes five-year shutdown
But, I note that Buble is doing a concert in Adelaide anyway.
So far off "Todays Giggle"; let's just leave this alone.
And seeing that the thread is called Todays Giggle I feel obliged to offer something :
U.S. Government resumes five-year shutdown
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From: Bir Tawil
While both sides are giving little ground in public, behind the scenes some say there is renewed hope for an agreement to re-open the government, after Senators Dick Durbin and Lindsey Graham drafted a bipartisan bill that would contain a budget compromise, raise the debt limit and legalise marijuana and prostitution “for Congress only.”
Families that planned trips and traveled to National parks have shown up to find the gates closed. The park workers are furloughed and not getting paid but......congress is getting paid for not showing up.
The bodies of deceased military boys and gals are not being shipped home because congress is not there to approve funds to move the bodies back to their loved ones.
Public whippings will not be tolerated by congress...............
Families that planned trips and traveled to National parks have shown up to find the gates closed. The park workers are furloughed and not getting paid but......congress is getting paid for not showing up.
The bodies of deceased military boys and gals are not being shipped home because congress is not there to approve funds to move the bodies back to their loved ones.
Public whippings will not be tolerated by congress...............
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Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this sh*t but me."
Cheers, SB
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this sh*t but me."
Cheers, SB
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Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling lonely. So God said He was going to make Adam a companion and it would be a woman.
“This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and she will agree to every decision you make,” He said.
“She will never nag you. She will bear your children and never ask you to change a nappy. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”
Adam looked amazed. He asked God “What will a woman like this cost?”
God replied “An arm and a leg.”
Then Adam asked “What can I get for a rib?”
“This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and she will agree to every decision you make,” He said.
“She will never nag you. She will bear your children and never ask you to change a nappy. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”
Adam looked amazed. He asked God “What will a woman like this cost?”
God replied “An arm and a leg.”
Then Adam asked “What can I get for a rib?”
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
An Italian couple Joe and Rita go out for dinner
All of a sudden a stunning chick runs up to Joe and gives him a really hot kiss...
Rita asks - "who was that ?"
Joe says "That's my mistress"
Rita goes crazy and demands a divorce.
Joe says "OK but remember that'll be the end of the Ferrari, the expense account, the hair salon, the overseas holidays, the fancy meals all over town and the unlimited shopping.............."
With that, Tony, Joe's buddy comes into the restaurant with a stunning chick on his arm.
Rita says "who's that with Tony"
Joe says that's Tony's mistress.
Rita thinks for a long moment and says
"Ours is prettier"
All of a sudden a stunning chick runs up to Joe and gives him a really hot kiss...
Rita asks - "who was that ?"
Joe says "That's my mistress"
Rita goes crazy and demands a divorce.
Joe says "OK but remember that'll be the end of the Ferrari, the expense account, the hair salon, the overseas holidays, the fancy meals all over town and the unlimited shopping.............."
With that, Tony, Joe's buddy comes into the restaurant with a stunning chick on his arm.
Rita says "who's that with Tony"
Joe says that's Tony's mistress.
Rita thinks for a long moment and says
"Ours is prettier"
