Now there's brotherly love for you!!

Cheers, SB

 

Careful you Kiwi's you might get a fatwa against you for blaspheme.

 

No danger of a fatwa Jarvid, us Catholics just don't do that sort of thing.

Our specialist subject is running an Inquisition.

No-one expected that now did they? - except maybe Seb.

 

Believe me, he was an inquisitive little bugga always wanting to know why, when I was 18 and he 8 that I seemed to like the company of GIRLS,happily about 8 - 10 years later he also began to appreciate that the female of the species actually have some rather appealing saving graces so to speak.
So you can appreciate that Inquisitions do come naturally to us.

 

Doctors have found a cure for kleptomania.

I hear there's a pill you can take

 

Boom boom!

Reminds me of the shorty but goody...........

P1: My Wife went to the Caribbean for her holidays

P2: Jamaica?

P1: No she wanted to go!

Cheers, SB

 

p1: No she went of her own accord!
line from THE COLDIZT STORY
ww11 film.

 

I stand corrected Thanks Boru!

It was to the West Indies too!!


Cheers, SB

 

A japanese man was visiting his friend in Finland, and they were celebrating their reunion with lots of sake and vodka. As the evening turned into night there was some little disagreement of something, which escalated into a proper fist fight. The Japanese man hit first and the Finnish guy dropped for an hour. When he woke up he asked what was that? A karate punch, answered the Japanese man. From where I come from.

The night started to turn into a morning when the couple got into another fight, and once again the Japanese man got the Finn first. After he woke up for the second time he asked again what hit him.
That was a karate kick. From where I come from, answered the Japanese man.
The sun had already started to rise when a third fight broke, but the finnish guy was prepared and this time got his guest first. The day had turned into another evening before the Japanese man finally got to his senses and asked the Finnish guy what hit him.

That, my friend was also from where you come from, it was my Toyota's jack!

 

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the elderly gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

"I would like it infrequently," she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered,

"Is that one word or two?"





Cheers, SB