Today's giggle
I'm sensing we have the fixin's for a real rhubarb here
http://www.wordorigins.org/index.php...ments/rhubarb/
http://www.wordorigins.org/index.php...ments/rhubarb/
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From: Bir Tawil
A carrot, a pickle and a ***** were talking about their awful lives. The carrot said my life sucks, when I get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The ***** said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!
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I'm a deep thinker!
Ok, lets step awayyyyyyyyyyyy from the vegetables 
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer
Cheers, SB
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer
Cheers, SB
In my humble oponion this thread seems thread seems to be getting derailed by the vegetabilists.
We maybe should have a meating to try and get this sorted out?
We maybe should have a meating to try and get this sorted out?
Last edited by kiwi TK; Jul 9, 2013 at 07:05 AM.
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Ahhhhhhh, there you go!
Cheers, SB
Last edited by Sebastionbear1; Jul 9, 2013 at 03:58 PM.