If Adolf Hitler were a comedian, what would have been his choice of style?





Hand up!

 

Aaah! A ventriloquist.

 

Deadpan Comedy ?

 

I`m afraid I was being a bit vague...



you know... handup comedy...

 

That's it Mattson !!!!!!! - that hangaround title may have to change !

 

This is a hand up comedian

 

Yea I know what a ventriloquist is, I`m a fan of Jeff Dunham. Apparently this was another language thing so..forget I said anything..

 

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, a man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked : "Fred, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Fred replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Fred's ear, placed his other hand on top of Fred's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.

He prayed to the 'Almighty' for Fred, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Fred, how is your hearing now?"




wait for it..................







wait................







Fred answered, "I don't know, it ain't 'til next week!"





Cheers, SB

 

boom boom!

 

Now Kiwi TK, I want you to take a deep breath and then count to 100,000 (in 1's) before responding!


I'll remove the post if there is any unhappiness

Cheers, SB