Today's giggle
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Irish drinking text message
“Paddy sends a text to his wife....
Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads.
If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.”
Does it make sense if we change Paddy for Sprock???
Cheers, SB
Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads.
If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.”
Does it make sense if we change Paddy for Sprock???
Cheers, SB
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Joined: May 2012
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The problem with autocorrect
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: "Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife". "
Cheers, SB
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: "Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife". "
Cheers, SB
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