Today's giggle
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You pay the airfare and hospital cover and you have a deal!
I'll get KenG to take the photos in the pub and in the hospital
Cheers, SB
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From: Republic of Boon Island
Ken can arrange that he has just the hospital for you Seb, trust me I know this for a
fact.
As for the ticket - well maybe something be arranged in association with the 2014 IOMTT !
Ran in to a cousin at the Airport yesterday ( he's going to sign up rides a bike) who was on his
way back to Prague - here's a snippet how things run over there
- amazingly like CB2CBR's
scooter in the vid
fact.
As for the ticket - well maybe something be arranged in association with the 2014 IOMTT !
Ran in to a cousin at the Airport yesterday ( he's going to sign up rides a bike) who was on his
way back to Prague - here's a snippet how things run over there
- amazingly like CB2CBR's scooter in the vid
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From: northern ireland/ulster/UK
you two are a right pair of poet's
I have always suspected that a CR500 was probably the most effective weapon ever made for a quick whip down to the shops for a loaf of bread and a pint of milk.
This clip totally confirms my suspicions.
Check out the ugly limo at 7:47, why would you even bother?
This clip totally confirms my suspicions.
Check out the ugly limo at 7:47, why would you even bother?
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The mistress
An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large bank accounts. But.... The decision is all yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
Cheers, SB
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large bank accounts. But.... The decision is all yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
Cheers, SB