Today's giggle
Not only is she stupid, she seems proud of that fact. Unfortunately, it's an increasingly prevalent undercurrent of American society today
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
I'm told that Ferrari have taken on a couple of our local car thieves to show their F1 pitcrews how to do it properly.
Not only were they able to have the wheels off in half a second, but after 15 seconds when the mechanics looked round, the Ferrari had been repainted and sold to McLaren.....
Not only were they able to have the wheels off in half a second, but after 15 seconds when the mechanics looked round, the Ferrari had been repainted and sold to McLaren.....
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An old one: due to the depression many car manufacturers have been fusing together these days. The latest one was when Fiat bought Skoda. We are anxiously waiting for the first FiaSko to roll out of the line...
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Wasn't that also known as a Trabant in the former DDR?
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Hehe, yeah, kinda... There are some of those still in the traffic round here under museum-registration. 600cc 2 cyl 2-stroke engine that pollutes like Exxon Waldez and puts out about as much power as a modern powerdrill covered by a Duraplast- body... Some things just should have been left undone...
Skoda in fact has been able to lift itself into a new rise round here, after all they are mostly being assembled from Wv parts nowadays. In fact, I myself am planning to get a Skoda for my next car, an Octavia Scout to be exact (and precisely that older model, the new one is not that pretty IMO, and the added price doesn`t really bring any benefits with it...)
Skoda in fact has been able to lift itself into a new rise round here, after all they are mostly being assembled from Wv parts nowadays. In fact, I myself am planning to get a Skoda for my next car, an Octavia Scout to be exact (and precisely that older model, the new one is not that pretty IMO, and the added price doesn`t really bring any benefits with it...)
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From: Bir Tawil
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 65 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
She looked OK for a 65 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
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From: Bottom of a Bottle in RI US
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 65 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
She looked OK for a 65 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
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