I have a blue motorcycle. It goes fast.

 

Blue?? I can run faster than a blue bike. I'm all the way up to keeping up with yellow bikes now, on foot. But no one can run as fast as a silver bike...unless they're wearing Nikes.

 

my bike is red which makes it faster. I only wear a speedo so thats a good bit of weight reduction also... no one stands a chance against me.

 

WELL my f4i is the fasteest cause i took Barryem's advice and took off the speedo, fender, blinkers, mirrors, grab rail and chainguard for weight reduction......plus its yellow so thats the fastest color, the only thing that slows me down is my 16 inch C#%&.

 

actually idk about that story being too fake... i never read it but if thats all there was to the story... my friend wrecked at 100+ on a ZX9 and came out with some broken ribs... but nothing serious