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Politely ask that they stop
9.95%
Demand to know what theyre doing
12.80%
Tell them to get the **** off your bike
63.03%
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What do you do if someone's sitting on your bike?

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Old 09-12-2010 | 10:27 AM
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Last night I was out with some friends watching the Alabama game at a bar downtown, and I was sitting near the window so I could see my bike. Some chick leaving the bar, just walks over to my bike looks at it (here is where I sat up and took notice) and then proceeded to just climb right on.

Her boyfriend was standing back a ways - it looked like he thought it was a bad idea - I just banged on the window pretty hard a few times, and they turned around. She looked terrified and like ran away. It was pretty funny.

I was agitated but wasn't really angry - everyone at my table thought it was hilarious with the girl's reaction.
 
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Old 09-13-2010 | 12:19 PM
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AHahahaahha, Im sure everyone inside heard you do that also and had the similar expression as the chick outside...
 
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Old 09-13-2010 | 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by stretch_the_apex
i had this happen to me in lake geneva wisconsin one summer day, i parked my bike and fed the meter had about 3 hours on it after about an hour of poke'n around town i decided to go ride it was way to nice out to just walk around, so headed back towards my bike and see some douche bag sittin on the passenger seat with a foot on the rear peg and the other on the seat talkin to a couple of girls like he owns it, i am assumeing that he saw the meter had 2 hours left on it and figured that i was out on a boat or somethin since i was parked by the lake, i stood near the lake for a little bit just listening to this guy talk like his shizzle dont stink to these girls talkin about "his" bike i was just so in awe of this spectical as badly as i wanted to end it i had to listen and laugh to myself for a minute once i had enough of his douchebaggery i walked towards MY bike with my head turned like i was lookin for traffic to cross the street, stepped off the curb next to the bike grabbed his foot on the seat and flipped him backwards off the passenger seat where he landed pretty much face first on the pavement in the middle of the lane, then grabbed him so he wouldnt get hit by a car and basicaly threw him onto the side walk he rolled over and his face was a little messed up and bleeding and he was a little out of it, this all happened in a matter of seconds, the girls starting screaming at me like what the f#$% is your problem blah blah blah you could figure how it went i didnt say a word i just pulled the key out of my pocket got onto my bike started it and just looked at them as they did the classic oh my god cover there mouths with their hands move and then started yelling at the dips#*t i thru off my bike as i rode away. Some people that know about this say that i overreacted which i dont think i did if it was just some dude sittin on feelin the grips and checkin it out i could understand but would still definetly yell at him to GTFOMB, but this guy i thru off in my eyes really crossed the line and got what he deserved especialy with his dirty sandy shoe print that was left on my seat. I believe that he is lucky that i didnt proceed with a real beat down.
holy Jeebus thats one long @ss sentence.
 
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Old 09-13-2010 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by thedudeman
holy Jeebus thats one long @ss sentence.

lol that sounds like a scene from a movie... only thig missing is one of the girls hoppin on the back of the bike and riding off into the sunset with u
 
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Old 09-13-2010 | 01:51 PM
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Again, pummel them!
 
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Old 09-14-2010 | 01:04 AM
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i usually roar a pretty fierce meow, after that they know
 
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Old 09-14-2010 | 04:05 AM
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"hey ya want to go for a spin?'.....then blast em off, then send em home to mom cryin...
 
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Old 09-15-2010 | 09:37 PM
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Does this really happen?! WTF is wrong with people?! I'd flip the **** out on someone!
 
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Old 10-11-2010 | 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by lanceam24
lol that sounds like a scene from a movie... only thig missing is one of the girls hoppin on the back of the bike and riding off into the sunset with u
haha i failed writing class due to run on sentences lol, and no fat chicks allowed, save my suspension lol
 
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Old 10-16-2010 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by NateDieselF4i
Last night I was out with some friends watching the Alabama game at a bar downtown, and I was sitting near the window so I could see my bike. Some chick leaving the bar, just walks over to my bike looks at it (here is where I sat up and took notice) and then proceeded to just climb right on.

Her boyfriend was standing back a ways - it looked like he thought it was a bad idea - I just banged on the window pretty hard a few times, and they turned around. She looked terrified and like ran away. It was pretty funny.

I was agitated but wasn't really angry - everyone at my table thought it was hilarious with the girl's reaction.
lol
 


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