Originally Posted by stretch_the_apex

i had this happen to me in lake geneva wisconsin one summer day, i parked my bike and fed the meter had about 3 hours on it after about an hour of poke'n around town i decided to go ride it was way to nice out to just walk around, so headed back towards my bike and see some douche bag sittin on the passenger seat with a foot on the rear peg and the other on the seat talkin to a couple of girls like he owns it, i am assumeing that he saw the meter had 2 hours left on it and figured that i was out on a boat or somethin since i was parked by the lake, i stood near the lake for a little bit just listening to this guy talk like his shizzle dont stink to these girls talkin about "his" bike i was just so in awe of this spectical as badly as i wanted to end it i had to listen and laugh to myself for a minute once i had enough of his douchebaggery i walked towards MY bike with my head turned like i was lookin for traffic to cross the street, stepped off the curb next to the bike grabbed his foot on the seat and flipped him backwards off the passenger seat where he landed pretty much face first on the pavement in the middle of the lane, then grabbed him so he wouldnt get hit by a car and basicaly threw him onto the side walk he rolled over and his face was a little messed up and bleeding and he was a little out of it, this all happened in a matter of seconds, the girls starting screaming at me like what the f#$% is your problem blah blah blah you could figure how it went i didnt say a word i just pulled the key out of my pocket got onto my bike started it and just looked at them as they did the classic oh my god cover there mouths with their hands move and then started yelling at the dips#*t i thru off my bike as i rode away. Some people that know about this say that i overreacted which i dont think i did if it was just some dude sittin on feelin the grips and checkin it out i could understand but would still definetly yell at him to GTFOMB, but this guy i thru off in my eyes really crossed the line and got what he deserved especialy with his dirty sandy shoe print that was left on my seat. I believe that he is lucky that i didnt proceed with a real beat down.

Originally Posted by thedudeman

holy Jeebus thats one long @ss sentence.

Originally Posted by lanceam24

lol that sounds like a scene from a movie... only thig missing is one of the girls hoppin on the back of the bike and riding off into the sunset with u

Originally Posted by NateDieselF4i

Last night I was out with some friends watching the Alabama game at a bar downtown, and I was sitting near the window so I could see my bike. Some chick leaving the bar, just walks over to my bike looks at it (here is where I sat up and took notice) and then proceeded to just climb right on.

Her boyfriend was standing back a ways - it looked like he thought it was a bad idea - I just banged on the window pretty hard a few times, and they turned around. She looked terrified and like ran away. It was pretty funny.

I was agitated but wasn't really angry - everyone at my table thought it was hilarious with the girl's reaction.