Well... my advice is pimp away...[sm=pimp.gif]

 

Hell maybe I'll be able to start pimping now. I don't even like bringing my friends to my house right now and girls are a definite no. I brought one home one time and was totally embarrassed which turned into a deal breaker.

 

its sweet until you bring one home and then they end up living with you...all down hill from there

 

Somehow I still would think its somewhat better than having mom up your *** about everything, with easy access to sex and what not.

 

Amen to that.

 

I just moved out out my parents house today and into an apartment near campus. And its bugging me because it seems like my monitor is crooked slightly. Gona need to get a bubble level.

 

Now it's time to start pimping hoes!KeeptheIce box full of beer, the cabinet full of liquor and the dresser full of protection. This should lead to tons of kickass stories.Goodluck!

 

Here's a great life lesson.

Dont pick up a hooker at walmart, forget you have a $100 lotto ticket in the car. Then drop her off before checking if the b!tch stole ur money!

*cough* *jdschmidt* *cough*

oh yea a kegerator is a great item for a bachelor pad.