So, my wife was getting ready for work tonight, she manages the best local watering hole, and she came out to the garage as I am installing my fender eliminator, and asks me if the pants she's wearing makes her *** look like it has "dimples". That is the same thing as asking if her *** is fat, yeah? I made a lot of sounds and grunts, and ultimately told her to ask her daughter. There is no way I could have the right answer. Women...never have us answer the "does my *** look big in these jeans" question. All I have to say is..."You lost weight? Well, I just found it...when I watched you walk away."

P.S. Tahoe is not allowed to respond to this post!

 

Oh man, I hate it when they babble on about something stupid while you're trying to do something important, and then they grab you and ask if you're listening. You are obligated to say yes, and they say, "Well if you were listening, what did I just say?!" haha I remember one time I was actually listening and I told her what she said, and it shut her up. mwahahahha it was awesome!

 

I have mastered the listening thing. With a girlfriend that never shuts up and a mom that just likes to talk about nothing...I got it pretty well.

 

Not sure if this qualifies as a habit..........HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!! what the HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why can't they justsay theirP M S' ing and it gives them carte blanche to treat you like $HIT !!!!!! but ifyou do it back to them while their P M S' ing your not helping things..........................[:@]

 

you know why they call it PMS? Its because mad cow disease was already taken