Crazy women sayings
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Crazy women sayings
Since there was a crazy women habits I figured I would toss one in here about things you can not believe your significant other has said.
My favorite happened about two to three years ago. My wife came home one day from work and looked and me and said her chest hurt. I asked her where it hurt, she responded my ******* hurts. I looked at her and said your what hurts? She simply replied once again my *******. At that point I could barely contain my laughter and once again said where? She pointed to her chest and said right here, my *******. I said your sternum? Because I really hope you dont have a *******.
The second happened last night as we were watching borat. The scene where he is in the television station and he goes and talks to the weatherman. She never knew that he stands in front of a green screen and actually looks at television monitors while he talks. She said in her 25 years she now feels cheated because she always thought that it was just a giant screen he looked at.
Anyone else have any?
My favorite happened about two to three years ago. My wife came home one day from work and looked and me and said her chest hurt. I asked her where it hurt, she responded my ******* hurts. I looked at her and said your what hurts? She simply replied once again my *******. At that point I could barely contain my laughter and once again said where? She pointed to her chest and said right here, my *******. I said your sternum? Because I really hope you dont have a *******.
The second happened last night as we were watching borat. The scene where he is in the television station and he goes and talks to the weatherman. She never knew that he stands in front of a green screen and actually looks at television monitors while he talks. She said in her 25 years she now feels cheated because she always thought that it was just a giant screen he looked at.
Anyone else have any?
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RE: Crazy women sayings
My fiance and i were watching TV one night...there were some previews for movies on, and one of them was for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". She looks up at me and asks, "Hon, where did the TEXAS chainsaw massacre happen?"
It took me 2 minutes to stop laughing long enough to answer.
-Adam
It took me 2 minutes to stop laughing long enough to answer.
-Adam
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