Why do they say tell the truth and then when you tell them the truth they blow a gasket, or they say you should go with your friends then when you do its on!!

 

How about:
"What's wrong honey?"
"Nothing"
"C'mon what's wrong"
"Nothing"
"I know something's wrong"
"No, there is nothing wrong!" (you leave the room and WAAAAAA!!)

 

the heater in the car apparently doesnt function for her like it does for me. She has two levels ALL the way on, or ALL the way to cold. I guess I have always assumed that the blue/red in the middle was for a blend, guess I have been wrong since I was 14 and started driving.

 

My wife has a dozen pillows on the bed that we pull off everynight and stack in the corner....then every morning, right back on the bed.....WTF. She says "Their pretty" but we only go in the bedroom to get in bed........ so you never see them on except right befor the come off or right after they go on.....

 

i bet none of you have experienced this before...

i dated this one girl that was a little off....one night we were eating and she said this-
her-i cast a love spell, and then i found you, i knew that you were sent to me from it....
me-ommm....ok, so how was supper?
her-fine, but i knew there was a reason i could not stop thinking about you...
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4 days later...
her-i have found someone else, dont be mad...
me-ok, whatever....can you get out of my car now?

 

I do the whole turn off the heater fan, windshield wipers, etc before turning the car off. I do it so there's not so much of a draw on the battery when it's time to turn it back on. I'm not sure if my logic is justified there, but it can't hurt.
I get this conversation:
Me- honey, what's wrong?
Her- nothing (evil face)
Me- just tell me so we can talk about it. I can tell something's wrong.
Her- I don't want to talk about it before you go to work. I don't want to ruin your day by making you think about it.
Me- so now I just have to agonize all day long about what I may have done wrong?
Her- yes.
Me- OK, dear I love you.

 

hell ya to the prince albert ! and my wife does the bac an forth thing. ( me: i need new tires for the bike the rear is starting to get bald )
(her: didn't you just buy something for the bike ?
me: yeah bar ends for 20 bucks
her: you spent alot of money on that bike
me: babe its tires i need them
her: whatever
3 days latter
her: hey i was out and i seen the tires you wanted at cycle gear and so i just bought them for you
me: what ! ok thank you \
her: well you said you needed them!

 

After the laundry is done, my wife folds my undies.

I tell her its not necessary, I can just throw them in the drawer, They are just undies !

She then complains that laundry takes so long.

I have given up trying to figure that one out.

 

I hate when they get in that arguing mood because no matter what you say or do you are going to hear about it. even when you completelly agree with them.

 

Undies???? Never heard a guy refer to them as undies................WOW man how long you been Married??