Biker Jargon
oh and btw, I need to try and work this one into a conversation
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Stewartized - When some Bikers take great pains and expense to color coordinate their bike colors, leathers, helmet, boots, gloves. Named after Martha Stewart.
ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze
oh and btw, I need to try and work this one into a conversation
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oh and btw, I need to try and work this one into a conversation
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Stewartized - When some Bikers take great pains and expense to color coordinate their bike colors, leathers, helmet, boots, gloves. Named after Martha Stewart.
Wingnuts-Those jerk 2 wheel Cadillac riders.
Rolex Riders-Anyone who wears $3,000+ in leather, on an Electra Glide, usually with some chick on the bike in leather so new and stiff she looks like a manequin. She also seems to have a haircut like the chic from the Matrix that just sort of bleeds through her helmet.
Mommy's Proud little Gixxer or MPG's (hell she pays for the gas too.) Any kid, 22 or younger, riding a brand new GSXR 600-1000, no helmet, flip-flops, shorts and a tank top. These kids don't even know how to change the oil on their bike.
Pub Runners-Any guy on a 40k custom with a rear wheel so big, he can't turn so he scopes out the nearest pub that is a straight line from his house.
These are the same customs where the frame is not bluepinted, just kind of roughly laid out, and tack welded together bit by bit. And everything has a skull or is chrome. And the same Harley Evo engine stuck in the middle of all of them. And if it doesn't fit, cut something off and put some extra chrome on it...and another skull!!!!!
Crossing Guards- These are the guys in orange vests, usually 55+ who took the Owner's manual, and any textbook safety stuff way too seriously.
Those are pretty lame...but...
Rolex Riders-Anyone who wears $3,000+ in leather, on an Electra Glide, usually with some chick on the bike in leather so new and stiff she looks like a manequin. She also seems to have a haircut like the chic from the Matrix that just sort of bleeds through her helmet.
Mommy's Proud little Gixxer or MPG's (hell she pays for the gas too.) Any kid, 22 or younger, riding a brand new GSXR 600-1000, no helmet, flip-flops, shorts and a tank top. These kids don't even know how to change the oil on their bike.
Pub Runners-Any guy on a 40k custom with a rear wheel so big, he can't turn so he scopes out the nearest pub that is a straight line from his house.
These are the same customs where the frame is not bluepinted, just kind of roughly laid out, and tack welded together bit by bit. And everything has a skull or is chrome. And the same Harley Evo engine stuck in the middle of all of them. And if it doesn't fit, cut something off and put some extra chrome on it...and another skull!!!!!
Crossing Guards- These are the guys in orange vests, usually 55+ who took the Owner's manual, and any textbook safety stuff way too seriously.
Those are pretty lame...but...
Lol I see those guys all the time. The ones with the Blaze orange or Lime green vests with reflector plates and airbags. They always ride those Beemer yuppie cornholer 20k + bikes though. I can tell because they have those super aerodynamic square suit case saddlebags.
i know the military requires its ppl to wear those vests on the base and thats why some of em have a clear pocket for military ID.
cant forget gsx-r..... no one knows what that is... they only know the term giiixxxxerrrr!!!
cant forget gsx-r..... no one knows what that is... they only know the term giiixxxxerrrr!!!
ORIGINAL: DFour
sorry for the thread jack, but BMG is all to right. i wave to them as an act of courtesy, not because i like them. they could at LEAST give me a head nod or SOMETHING to acknowlege me. most cruiser guys around here will wave, all chopper riders wave to me, but not those dingle-berries.
sorry for the thread jack, but BMG is all to right. i wave to them as an act of courtesy, not because i like them. they could at LEAST give me a head nod or SOMETHING to acknowlege me. most cruiser guys around here will wave, all chopper riders wave to me, but not those dingle-berries.
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