Thought it might be fun to see what we can come up with....sort of like Foxworthy's redneck jokes. In fact, exactly the same.......but different.

I'll start...

If you catch yourself thinking you can fit through that spot while you're driving your cage.

If you lean in turns while driving your cage.


(As an aside, I heard a joke today I thought I'd share as well. Sorry to you girls in advance, no harm intended. Apparently someone has invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast they actually got a picture of a woman with her mouth closed.)

 

Your wife refers to your bike as "the other woman".

 

or if you 'lean wit it' when baking a loaf

 

if you throw the motorcycle wave to an oncoming biker while in your cage. [sm=hiya.gif]

 

you ride in the rain

you ride even if your with friends and they have room in their car.

every pair of shoes you own has black shifter scuffs.

 

LOL, that is so true. Everyone is always like, "Why are you taking the bike?" Haha, if they only knew.
[hr]You might be a biker if you shave your head just so your don't have to worry about helmet hair.

 

might be a biker if the first thing you do in the morning is go into the garage and make sure she's still there.

might be a biker if the most important part of your weekend is getting time on the bike

migth be a biker if you catch yourself checking weather reports on your days off just to see how much ridin time you can get

 

You might be a biker if you've ever had to decide when to make a same-lane change when preparing for a turn because you were trying to calculate how best to go over the snow in the center of the lane.

You might be a biker if you jumped that snow build-up so you could turn into a fast-food joint to grab a bite to eat.

You might be a biker if you STILL go through the drive-through!

 

Does that count at the bank too?

 

if ur watching something and you daze off and think of your self riding