You might be a biker if..........
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ORIGINAL: crazyhorse95gt
you might be a biker if you occasionally hang your head out of your cage just to get that wind in your face sound
you might be a biker if you occasionally hang your head out of your cage just to get that wind in your face sound
You might be a biker if you spend more time on a bike forum then sleep every night.... [&o]lol
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ORIGINAL: SpiritRR
...you're walking through the mall, and as you catch the eye of that pretty blond that just went by, instead of turning your head, you look down and slightly to the left--where your mirrors should be
...you're walking through the mall, and as you catch the eye of that pretty blond that just went by, instead of turning your head, you look down and slightly to the left--where your mirrors should be
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RE: You might be a biker if..........
You might be a biker if....
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- you are absolutely deaf but can hear a street bike a mile away.
- you rubber neck to catch a glimpse of that street bike as it passes in mid conversation.
- If all the tools in your tool chest are for the bike.
- you can remember where every nut andbolt goes and the torque value but can't remember the anniversary date with your other lady.
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- you are absolutely deaf but can hear a street bike a mile away.
- you rubber neck to catch a glimpse of that street bike as it passes in mid conversation.
- If all the tools in your tool chest are for the bike.
- you can remember where every nut andbolt goes and the torque value but can't remember the anniversary date with your other lady.
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If every conversation starts with "When I was on the bike" or "When I had the bike out"
When you go to a bike shop just to hang out.
When you plan how your going to pay for your next bike when the bike you got is just fine.
When people ask you-Is that all you talk about?
When you get depressed becasue it's winter and snow is on the ground.
When your insurance is more then the bike or car payment.
When you will not go out with a chick becasue she will not ride on the bike.
When in your cage you make bike exhaust sound with your mouth.
When you in the cage you say to yourself if I was on the bike I could make that or I would blow you away.
When in your cage and you see other bikers you try to keep up with them.
When you have a decal of the brand of you bike on your cage.
When you wear your riding jacket when your not riding.
When you drive on a new road and say "this would be fun on the bike"
When you go to a bike shop just to hang out.
When you plan how your going to pay for your next bike when the bike you got is just fine.
When people ask you-Is that all you talk about?
When you get depressed becasue it's winter and snow is on the ground.
When your insurance is more then the bike or car payment.
When you will not go out with a chick becasue she will not ride on the bike.
When in your cage you make bike exhaust sound with your mouth.
When you in the cage you say to yourself if I was on the bike I could make that or I would blow you away.
When in your cage and you see other bikers you try to keep up with them.
When you have a decal of the brand of you bike on your cage.
When you wear your riding jacket when your not riding.
When you drive on a new road and say "this would be fun on the bike"
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You might be a biker:
...If you can change your own tires faster thanthe shop can.
...If you own more leather jackets than underwear.
...If you've bought a sportbike because the fairing will protect you from winter wind-chill.
...If you've bought a bike so you'll have something to ride while fixing your other bike.
...If driving the car was out of the question while fixing that samebike
...If youthenput more miles onthe new bike in a month than the car in a year.
[sm=devilgrin.gif] GUILTY! [sm=devilgrin.gif]
...If you can change your own tires faster thanthe shop can.
...If you own more leather jackets than underwear.
...If you've bought a sportbike because the fairing will protect you from winter wind-chill.
...If you've bought a bike so you'll have something to ride while fixing your other bike.
...If driving the car was out of the question while fixing that samebike
...If youthenput more miles onthe new bike in a month than the car in a year.
[sm=devilgrin.gif] GUILTY! [sm=devilgrin.gif]
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This guy is definately a biker... to bad about the brand!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huhswrB8m7s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huhswrB8m7s
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