burn his house down & call it a day.. muh-hahahaha[sm=badbadbad.gif]

 

If no one else mentioned it yet, I understand lipstick is a b1tch to clean off the windshield [sm=badbadbad.gif]

 

I got one, its sick, but fun. Take a dump (in private) then while fresh deposit it in the (A) mailbox or (B) bird bath

 

hehe mailbox turd does sound kinda funny

 

could put a rattler in the mailbox (de-fang his *** first)
shoepolish on his windows wit misc sayings (old people suck, im gay, things of that nature)
post signs up round the neighborhood that he is a chester molester
plant some weed in his backyard and then call the cops after it starts growin
pour bleach in his yard so that it makes a pic like jesus' face, call the media and say its a miracle...tons of peeps will flock
pour bleach in his yard so that it looks like a giant ***** (dont forget the *****)
have sex wit all of his daughters then hang your picture next to theirs in the house

 

DIZZIE56, I would hate to be ur neighbor and ****-u-off hahaha that was funny along with my mailbox turd idea, specially if they the kind that reaches in before they look!!!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKMojOclH8&search=

saran wrap his car or cars together

 

Dunno if you've ever heard of it, but there's something called a works bomb.

These are made simply by getting an empty plastic bottle (i.e. aquafina, coke, etc.) and pouring about 2-3 oz of "the works" toilet bowl cleaner in it. Now you have to make sure it's regular "the works" there's some gel stuff that doesnt work at all, just get the normal liquid.

Anyway, then you take 7-8 little tin foil crumpled pebbles (just tear pieces of tin foil and crumple them up individually) and put them in the bottle with the works.

Within about 2 minutes, NOT immediately, 2 minutes, a chemical reaction of some kind occurs, and you'll see smoke rising in the bottle. While this is happening, a lot of heat is released, so the plastic weakens a little. Pressure builds and the bottle doubles if not triples in size, then explodes VERY loudly, due to the pressure. No joke, it sounds like a 12 gauge shotgun or something going off.

Take about 20 of these and space them around his yard one night, it should end up nicely.

But be careful with placement, then end result is HCl, or hydrochloric acid. So it will damage things. Melted spots in my concrete porch from being on there (no it's not too bad if you get it on yourself as long as you wash immediately, but getting it on yourself is NOT advised)

 

O.K. getting a little illegal.Here's a good one a little old but get a can of playdough 3 packs of fishing weights ball it up and put it on the inside of his rear wheel.

 

Just a heads up about some of the pranks. Especially if they involve significant time on your neighbor's property.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,437162,00.html


And a funny story (kind of): My brother had a similar neighbor at one time. Ranted and raved atpeople who approached hisproperty, threated to beat the crap out of them.He had a large'guard' typedog and used to threaten to sic him on my brother. He did one day. My brother made it into the house, called the sheriff and waited for them to get there (my brother llivesquite a way out of town).When the sheriff and his deputy got there one of them went to talk to the neighbor, the other talked to my brother. During the conversation the deputy asked if my brother had a gun. The answer was yes, among them a .357. The deputy said, "If he does that again, shoot him." My brother stood there open mouthed for a few moments, then said incredulously, "Shoot him? Really?" The deputy looked puzzled, then shook his head and said, "The dog! Shoot the dog!" Gotta say I mighthave beena bit confused at what the deputy meant, too.