To all you Pranksters
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HAHAHA so many good ideas on here, everyone is so evil. "a secret attack from ninja's" had me laughing. A few people have mentioned salt on the lawn or garden. What kinda salt are you talking about, Just regular table salt, or the bigger chunks of salt that are used for melting ice.
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ORIGINAL: Dr.Fingers
HAHAHA so many good ideas on here, everyone is so evil. "a secret attack from ninja's" had me laughing. A few people have mentioned salt on the lawn or garden. What kinda salt are you talking about, Just regular table salt, or the bigger chunks of salt that are used for melting ice.
HAHAHA so many good ideas on here, everyone is so evil. "a secret attack from ninja's" had me laughing. A few people have mentioned salt on the lawn or garden. What kinda salt are you talking about, Just regular table salt, or the bigger chunks of salt that are used for melting ice.
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What your should do is fertilize his lawn so it grows really well. He will get so pissed off because he has to mow all the time and will be too tired to mess with you. It is a lot easier to get caught spreading miracle grow than salt from a legal perspective. Any judge would understand you were just trying to help out the neighbor with his grass problem. With any luck he will stroke out while mowing on a hot day...and you can stand at the property line andask why he is laying down on the job...Kill with kindness.
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id invite a bunch of friends over that ride for a party...tell em to bring their bikes. feed em **** tons of alcholol and tell em to doghnuts in the yard and burnouts in the driveway....just dont let em drive home. he will call the cops, but he will prolly get the point to not mess wit you. also, if all else fails, call an "escort" service to come buy his house, while his wife is home...or even a stripper. order a bunch of pizzas on his cc and send him to his house. post his phone number all on craigslist sayin all types of gay ****e...better yet, straight ****e, that way his wife will think he is cheating. burning a cross in his front yard, but make sure its upside down and draw a pentacle on the ground as well wit some spray paint...all dressed up in black shrouds and ****e, have a fake bunny/cat/dog/small animal there and act like you are sacrificing it to appease the gods or some crap. pretty sure that will make him poop his pants...just make sure you use like a bunch of fake blood and a lil pump thingy to make it squirt everywhere. you could paint a rainbow on his door. you could fack your girl on his lawn...make sure she is loud and nut on his plants or better yet, his bedroom window as he is lookin at you.
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ORIGINAL: txn_driver
put 30-30-30 fertilizer on his lawn at night, it will BURN the lawn up, plants, grass and all and nothing will be able to grow for a good 6 months. available at any farm supply store for cheap. Not that i have ever done this before
put 30-30-30 fertilizer on his lawn at night, it will BURN the lawn up, plants, grass and all and nothing will be able to grow for a good 6 months. available at any farm supply store for cheap. Not that i have ever done this before
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Why don't you just video his rantings and put it up on youtube? You should also go to rottenneighbor.com and put a write up in there about him. Make it something funny and then link to your youtube vids...[8D]