To all you Pranksters
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From: Lufkin, TX
RE: To all you Pranksters
put 30-30-30 fertilizer on his lawn at night, it will BURN the lawn up, plants, grass and all and nothing will be able to grow for a good 6 months. available at any farm supply store for cheap. Not that i have ever done this before
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RE: To all you Pranksters
ORIGINAL: 51plymouth
Dig his plants up, replant them at different spots. When he notices, say something like "yep, looks like they're on the move again".
Get lawn gnomes for your house, every day move them another foot closer to the property line.
Wait until freezing, then **** on all of his door handles, cars and house. Not only will it freeze them solid, but when they thaw it will leave **** all over his hands.
Take **** and pack it under his car handles, invisible until they stick their fingers under the handle to open the car door.
Freeze like 6 shaving cream cans, cut the bottoms off and throw them in the car. When it thaws it will expand and fill the car completely. Or, for real "dick points" use expanding foam from the hardware store...but that will definitely cross the line from prank to crime.
Shoe polish or axle grease his wiper blades, invisible, plus nothing happens until he tries to use them, then it will smear like butter and be almost impossible to clean.
Ping pong ball in the gas tank. When the car is running, the ball will flow with the gas, plugging the lines and causing a stall. When the car stalls, suction is removed, ball floats loose, car will start again. This is damn near impossible to diagnose.
A zip-tie (left un-cut) on the driveshaft will cause a clicking noise and slight imbalance of the drivetrain that gets much worse with acceleration.
Seafood under the hubcaps is always a classic too. Even better, drop some fish into the vents between the hood and windshield.
Dig his plants up, replant them at different spots. When he notices, say something like "yep, looks like they're on the move again".
Get lawn gnomes for your house, every day move them another foot closer to the property line.
Wait until freezing, then **** on all of his door handles, cars and house. Not only will it freeze them solid, but when they thaw it will leave **** all over his hands.
Take **** and pack it under his car handles, invisible until they stick their fingers under the handle to open the car door.
Freeze like 6 shaving cream cans, cut the bottoms off and throw them in the car. When it thaws it will expand and fill the car completely. Or, for real "dick points" use expanding foam from the hardware store...but that will definitely cross the line from prank to crime.
Shoe polish or axle grease his wiper blades, invisible, plus nothing happens until he tries to use them, then it will smear like butter and be almost impossible to clean.
Ping pong ball in the gas tank. When the car is running, the ball will flow with the gas, plugging the lines and causing a stall. When the car stalls, suction is removed, ball floats loose, car will start again. This is damn near impossible to diagnose.
A zip-tie (left un-cut) on the driveshaft will cause a clicking noise and slight imbalance of the drivetrain that gets much worse with acceleration.
Seafood under the hubcaps is always a classic too. Even better, drop some fish into the vents between the hood and windshield.
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RE: To all you Pranksters
ORIGINAL: 51plymouth
Dig his plants up, replant them at different spots. When he notices, say something like "yep, looks like they're on the move again".
Get lawn gnomes for your house, every day move them another foot closer to the property line.
Dig his plants up, replant them at different spots. When he notices, say something like "yep, looks like they're on the move again".
Get lawn gnomes for your house, every day move them another foot closer to the property line.
these two have me cracking up! i will have to remember these..
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RE: To all you Pranksters
Call up the local mormons and tell them you just moved into the ward, and that god is trying to reach your neighbor through you (they will believe you)...and that if they could just get a couple missionaries to sit and talk with him...they might have to knock on his door once a week, or so, but they should not give up, because god has prompted you to help your neighbor as a brother...lol
Even if he doesn't open the door, the mormons will put your neighbor's name on a list and try to reach him by flyer, mail, phone, or even returning unannounced to rake the leaves. Their annoying intrusions will be relentless...so whatever you do, don't tell them where you live. [:@]
Even if he doesn't open the door, the mormons will put your neighbor's name on a list and try to reach him by flyer, mail, phone, or even returning unannounced to rake the leaves. Their annoying intrusions will be relentless...so whatever you do, don't tell them where you live. [:@]
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From: south alabama
RE: To all you Pranksters
take some copper based anti-seiz (hardware store) place a thin layer on door handles of the house and car handles. is is a very good lubricant and will get on his hands and everything else he touches for at least an hour and that sh!+ takes for ever to clean up. it will not damage anything he will just have to spend a day cleaning........a case of geritol on the porch makes a nice gift also
