**** in the gastank, sugar in the gas tank, pepper spray in the air vents, i could go on and on

 

I've got the best one.Go buy a flower ring the door bell and give it to him and smile.That is the best prank in the world.If you got the *****.

 

The X , Havoc and Woo have it right, but Kewl - wrap the shadooby in newspaper, place on his front mat, set it alight and ring the bell........he'll stamp out the fire for sure...
I'm an older guy, probably in the same age range as your grumpy neighbour, but it sounds to me like he's just bitter and twisted. Waste of good breakfast eggs on your car, too.

Saran wrap over a toilet bowl , under the seat works well, but perhaps a cal to social services saying the man may need assistance wouldn't be a bad idea.

As kids we had a neighbour like that - siphoned ALL the fuel out of his car into his rose bushes, so he couldn't even drive to the gas station...........

 

Just grab some salt and run quickly through his lawn while he's not looking and sprinkle it everywhere. It'll kill his lawn and he might not be able to grow things back for YEARS!

Thought...I wouldn't recommend it haha. Do it at your own risk. I'd get a security camera and record all the things he would do like him egging that car. Then call the proper authorities.

 

oh come on. no one told him to go to home depo and get two long 2x4's and make a giant cross stick it in his front lawn at night and burn that sucker? that would most likely cause him to move out of the neighborhood!
happy halloween bitch!

 

You could order him subscriptions to some gay **** magazines.. and have your male friends call his house every once in a while and when his wife answers say theyre calling for the men for men classified in the paper... wife would flip

 

LMAO Just b/c we do that in Texas doesnt mean they do it everywhere, rojer you shouldnt of told him that. LMAO

 

Nothing says move out ya old geezer like a petrol bomb or a driveby shooting! Or maybe you could get him put on a terrorist watch list or call in an airstrike from a stealth bomber. Post kiddie **** all over his house and lynch him...I'll bet he leaves your company alone if he's swinging from a convenient tree limb. Maybe a secret attack from ninjas ora killer bee infestation. Get NASA to drop a satellite on his house...

 

No pranks just ignore him completely! I mean how long he's going to show up with his lame behavior? He's kinda old and probably can't take your pranks.

 

I dunno bout all of these things... a lot of them sound illegal. One good prank I heard on a lawyer talk show on the radio. Someone called in and said that they were absolutely sure that their neighbor signed up for all kinds of accounts and things on the internet and gave their phone number out. They did it on really risky sites to be sure that the guy would get lots of spam on the phone number. Dude was asking the lawyer on the show what they were legally allowed to do.. and his best advice was to just do the same back to the guy. If I were you I'd put a video camera in a friends car and park it in front of the guy's house again and get a nice video of him egging the car (if he bites again) and then call the police. I dunno if it'll help end the problem but it might give the guy a little nip in the butt for being a complete asshat.