Today's giggle
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From: Bir Tawil
OK Sprock, you have established that you need glasses.
A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach in Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely, she countered. Do you live around here?" She asked.
"Yes, I live over in Coral Springs," he answered, and again he resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, Do you like dogs ? she asked. "Not particularity" he replied as he began reading again.
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely, she countered. Do you live around here?" She asked.
"Yes, I live over in Coral Springs," he answered, and again he resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, Do you like dogs ? she asked. "Not particularity" he replied as he began reading again.
Determined to strike a conversation she then asked. "Do you like ***** cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?”
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?”
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
Last edited by TimBucTwo; Sep 17, 2010 at 09:42 AM.
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
OMG, TBT.............................EXCELLENT
Now do you have any suggestions for getting ham and pickle sandwiches off my screen ?
Now do you have any suggestions for getting ham and pickle sandwiches off my screen ?
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Redcoat, & Maxwell's Silver Hammer, MVN and curmudgeon
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
The size of the dirt bag ?
The Hoover has an old bag you can change ?
The Hoover puts out more horsepower with less noise ?
Which ?
The Hoover has an old bag you can change ?
The Hoover puts out more horsepower with less noise ?
Which ?
Glasses eh ?? too right ......pint glasses 
That reminds me of this little gem.
