Today's giggle
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Two Canadians are are drinking beer in a bar one night, and to pass the time they agree to play "20 Questions".
1st Canadian: "OK, I'm going to think of subject and you have to guess what it is by asking me 20 questions or less"
2nd Canadian: " Sounds good, let me know when I can start asking questions"
The first Canadian pauses for a couple of seconds while thinking of a subject to be guessed and decides on "moose ****".
1st Canadian: " OK, I've got something, start asking questions."
2nd Canadian: " All right, first question is can you eat it?"
1st Canadian: " Hmmm I'm not too sure if it can be eaten, I suppose if you REALLY
had to you could do it."
2nd Canadian: " Is it a moose ****?"
1st Canadian: "OK, I'm going to think of subject and you have to guess what it is by asking me 20 questions or less"
2nd Canadian: " Sounds good, let me know when I can start asking questions"
The first Canadian pauses for a couple of seconds while thinking of a subject to be guessed and decides on "moose ****".
1st Canadian: " OK, I've got something, start asking questions."
2nd Canadian: " All right, first question is can you eat it?"
1st Canadian: " Hmmm I'm not too sure if it can be eaten, I suppose if you REALLY
had to you could do it."
2nd Canadian: " Is it a moose ****?"
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Shadow, ummm not having ever partaken of said delicacy, I'd imagine one would want to BBQ it and serve it with fried onions on a bun. I read that joke in a magazine years ago and it reduced me to tears on the spot I was laughing so hard. I was waiting for a flight in an airport lounge. Two people actually got up from beside me and moved to different seats.
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a little Monday Brevity
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box." ................ LOL
Seems pic's are required lately to accompany a good joke ..... so these three
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box." ................ LOL
Seems pic's are required lately to accompany a good joke ..... so these three
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