Today's giggle
#1262
08-10-2012, 03:01 PM
#1263
08-21-2012, 05:48 AM
I'm told that Ferrari have taken on a couple of our local car thieves to show their F1 pitcrews how to do it properly.
Not only were they able to have the wheels off in half a second, but after 15 seconds when the mechanics looked round, the Ferrari had been repainted and sold to McLaren.....
Not only were they able to have the wheels off in half a second, but after 15 seconds when the mechanics looked round, the Ferrari had been repainted and sold to McLaren.....
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08-21-2012, 07:50 AM
#1265
08-21-2012, 09:12 AM
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#1267
08-23-2012, 02:50 PM
Hehe, yeah, kinda... There are some of those still in the traffic round here under museum-registration. 600cc 2 cyl 2-stroke engine that pollutes like Exxon Waldez and puts out about as much power as a modern powerdrill covered by a Duraplast- body... Some things just should have been left undone...
Skoda in fact has been able to lift itself into a new rise round here, after all they are mostly being assembled from Wv parts nowadays. In fact, I myself am planning to get a Skoda for my next car, an Octavia Scout to be exact (and precisely that older model, the new one is not that pretty IMO, and the added price doesn`t really bring any benefits with it...)
Skoda in fact has been able to lift itself into a new rise round here, after all they are mostly being assembled from Wv parts nowadays. In fact, I myself am planning to get a Skoda for my next car, an Octavia Scout to be exact (and precisely that older model, the new one is not that pretty IMO, and the added price doesn`t really bring any benefits with it...)
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#1268
08-29-2012, 09:01 AM
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 65 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
She looked OK for a 65 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
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08-29-2012, 11:06 PM
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 65 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
She looked OK for a 65 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
#1270
08-30-2012, 02:59 AM
Dub
Last edited by CBR1988; 08-30-2012 at 03:09 AM.