Harley Harrassment
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08-19-2009, 09:12 PM
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Harley Harrassment
Went out yesterday for a quick 2 hr run ...nice and sunny it was ...a great winters riding day ...
I had to go down to the main street to fuel up first though ..
I pull out of the gas station and turn right to head out to the freeway and om sitting on about 10 klm over the limit, just idling along trying to mind my own business till I get to the freeway entrance ....when flamin hell , 3 bloody harleys come cruising up behind me ... I didn't pay them much attention till they started to round me up, with one coming up on either side of me (and this is only 2 lanes!! ) ...a bit too close!.. and one hanging back right up me **** !!!
I thought you dumb bastards , got nothing better to do hey ...
Well we get to the last set of lights before the freeway turn off and these bastard pull right up all around me near freaking deafening me in the process and then the lights turn green ....
So I hit the gas mildly to clear from them and hit prolly 20 over the limit just before the freeway turn off and **** me dead if these twitts didn't come flying past me about 130klm per hr in a 60klms zone , one either side of me again an then the third one on the inside of me as well...
Ok , om near deafened by them by now ...om pissed off at the way they were trying to prove some ****ed up point to me , so I hung back till we hit the freeway popper ...
As soon as we were in the high speed zone, I lined them up and thought ,**** you guys and I slowly cruised up between the front 2 of them ... and just sat ...
REAL CLOSE quarters ... a bit squishy LOL ... ...well the guy on my right gave me the most evil look that you could imagine and shook his head like a crazzy at me .... me tinks oopps?
I thought to myself by this time , it was time to do a CBR vanishing act ...
LOL so in a split second , I dropped to 3rd gear and freaking hit the gas like a mad man ..!!! straight to 9000rpm and off I blasted!!! like time warp I left them in the mirrors ..lol
I recon I must have given them a heart attack because my CBR is pretty loud at high rpms ...
anyway ...about 10 min up the freeway I have backed off so I dont get a balistic ticket and I look in my mirrors only to see these twitts flying up behind me again?? ....I speed up to about 160 klm and these guys are still just hanging with me?? ... I though , ooops they might be upset ??
So I speed up again to around 190klm and they are left again in the distance , but only for a few seconds because as soon as I backed off again one of these guys has caught me at 150klm!! , he come's cruising up close alongside and gives me the big pull over finger cross hand sign ... and not in a very friendly manner I might add ...lol
Guys ...om preety tough , but three Harley riders agen one sport bike rider , I thought ??? nup !! ... I friggin bolted like a cat with a hot poker up its **** ... 200-230 klms per hr for another 10 klms and hit the next turn off up into the twisties to get away....
Bloody funny for a while , but after the second run down by the real friendly one that insisted I stop to have a nice polite chat on the side of the road caught me ...LOL .... I knew he was just fibbing about being friendly
They prolly wanted to service my CBR and me with a chain or hammer ..?
I was seein me life pass before me eyes
The moral of the story is ...if yu gunna **** off a group of mean **** harley riders ... just do it and don't stop or slow down!!!
anyway ...just thought I would share ..
I had to go down to the main street to fuel up first though ..
I pull out of the gas station and turn right to head out to the freeway and om sitting on about 10 klm over the limit, just idling along trying to mind my own business till I get to the freeway entrance ....when flamin hell , 3 bloody harleys come cruising up behind me ... I didn't pay them much attention till they started to round me up, with one coming up on either side of me (and this is only 2 lanes!! ) ...a bit too close!.. and one hanging back right up me **** !!!
I thought you dumb bastards , got nothing better to do hey ...
Well we get to the last set of lights before the freeway turn off and these bastard pull right up all around me near freaking deafening me in the process and then the lights turn green ....
So I hit the gas mildly to clear from them and hit prolly 20 over the limit just before the freeway turn off and **** me dead if these twitts didn't come flying past me about 130klm per hr in a 60klms zone , one either side of me again an then the third one on the inside of me as well...
Ok , om near deafened by them by now ...om pissed off at the way they were trying to prove some ****ed up point to me , so I hung back till we hit the freeway popper ...
As soon as we were in the high speed zone, I lined them up and thought ,**** you guys and I slowly cruised up between the front 2 of them ... and just sat ...
REAL CLOSE quarters ... a bit squishy LOL ... ...well the guy on my right gave me the most evil look that you could imagine and shook his head like a crazzy at me .... me tinks oopps? I thought to myself by this time , it was time to do a CBR vanishing act ...
LOL so in a split second , I dropped to 3rd gear and freaking hit the gas like a mad man ..!!! straight to 9000rpm and off I blasted!!! like time warp I left them in the mirrors ..lolI recon I must have given them a heart attack because my CBR is pretty loud at high rpms ...
anyway ...about 10 min up the freeway I have backed off so I dont get a balistic ticket and I look in my mirrors only to see these twitts flying up behind me again?? ....I speed up to about 160 klm and these guys are still just hanging with me?? ... I though , ooops they might be upset ??
So I speed up again to around 190klm and they are left again in the distance , but only for a few seconds because as soon as I backed off again one of these guys has caught me at 150klm!! , he come's cruising up close alongside and gives me the big pull over finger cross hand sign ... and not in a very friendly manner I might add ...lol
Guys ...om preety tough , but three Harley riders agen one sport bike rider , I thought ??? nup !! ... I friggin bolted like a cat with a hot poker up its **** ... 200-230 klms per hr for another 10 klms and hit the next turn off up into the twisties to get away
....Bloody funny for a while , but after the second run down by the real friendly one that insisted I stop to have a nice polite chat on the side of the road caught me ...LOL .... I knew he was just fibbing about being friendly
They prolly wanted to service my CBR and me with a chain or hammer ..?
I was seein me life pass before me eyes
The moral of the story is ...if yu gunna **** off a group of mean **** harley riders ... just do it and don't stop or slow down!!!
anyway ...just thought I would share ..
Last edited by CBRclassic; 08-19-2009 at 09:18 PM.
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08-19-2009, 09:40 PM
OH YEAH ........been there, and they are PAINS when there's more than two of them.
In Maine they are not so ****en audacious ..........we're a hunting State and they
know it.........too
Don't get me wrong ....ya can get gangers running out there......and unless you
have your own crew packing ...........it's best to do just what you did ..............
get the **** outta Dodge.........some of those wouldn't think twice about opening
up right there and then on the highway.............thing is though they can't handle
their bikes for chit and the bikes don't handle for chit either .....least not against
a Cane........we always have the advantage .......
I always have plan G with me anyways
In Maine they are not so ****en audacious ..........we're a hunting State and they
know it.........too
Don't get me wrong ....ya can get gangers running out there......and unless you
have your own crew packing ...........it's best to do just what you did ..............
get the **** outta Dodge.........some of those wouldn't think twice about opening
up right there and then on the highway.............thing is though they can't handle
their bikes for chit and the bikes don't handle for chit either .....least not against
a Cane........we always have the advantage .......
I always have plan G with me anyways
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08-19-2009, 10:08 PM
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How's the ol ticker Steve???? Needless to say for the first time in a while you found 5th gear. I wonder how fast she goes in 6th. 
Had my own bit of excitement too the other day. Had one pull up my drive & promptly through the back gate??? When I went to investigate the missus locked the door behind me. That's another story though.
Had my own bit of excitement too the other day. Had one pull up my drive & promptly through the back gate??? When I went to investigate the missus locked the door behind me. That's another story though.
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08-19-2009, 11:21 PM
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How's the ol ticker Steve???? Needless to say for the first time in a while you found 5th gear. I wonder how fast she goes in 6th.
, it gets a full workout near every time I go out ... I prolly have to much of the early Steve'o still in me blood mate ... lol
I don't ride that slow usually ... and going slow was the reason I managed to tangle with the twitts ... won't do that again
Had my own bit of excitement too the other day. Had one pull up my drive & promptly through the back gate??? When I went to investigate the missus locked the door behind me. That's another story though.
Bloody hell Steve! We're too old for that kind of stuff. Mate, you could have gone splatt just because a couple (or three) tools share a brain. P!ss funny that you blew them off though 
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I always have plan G with me anyways
.... they would pull a gun on you would they ?? that's not good ... not good at all !!!I was more shocked by them even trying to stay with me or catch me ?? sheesh ....dumb ***** and deluded ..what a combo ... lol
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08-20-2009, 12:38 AM
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F*** pulling over Steve. I'm with you mate! These days I'll only get into that kind of **** if somebody messes with my family. This is for for two reasons:
1. I'm soft
2. I'm much too pretty for jail
I wonder if they heard how many gear shifts you made when you shat on them..I suppose it would only annoy them if they could count
Seriously though, crap like that can get too ugly, too quickly. Jail's full of people who've lost the plot for a couple of seconds. I looked down the wrong end of a 12g pump action once, then later ended up kneeling on the guy's chest with bad thoughts and one hand on a knife! That woke me up bigtime. I'm strictly a lover, not a fighter.
1. I'm soft
2. I'm much too pretty for jail
I wonder if they heard how many gear shifts you made when you shat on them..I suppose it would only annoy them if they could count
Seriously though, crap like that can get too ugly, too quickly. Jail's full of people who've lost the plot for a couple of seconds. I looked down the wrong end of a 12g pump action once, then later ended up kneeling on the guy's chest with bad thoughts and one hand on a knife! That woke me up bigtime. I'm strictly a lover, not a fighter
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