Crazy Neighbors...
#32
05-27-2009, 07:04 PM
RIP "The Baron of Bronson"
Carefull with the crazies. I hate my irritating, loud mariachi music playing, jackass nieghbors but they can make you miserable in more way than one. Mine got me arrested on Monday evening. I had a heated arguement with my wife over our son smoking in the house and throwing his butts on the ground. My nieghbor called the cops on me for disorderly conduct - noise. This is gonna be a fun one to explain to work....
#33
05-27-2009, 08:35 PM
micheal, why explain it at work? I wouldn't if I could help it.
A noise violation shouldn't be a bad one, is it?
I would be plotting my revenge....
On the subject of smoking... when I was in college (about 18 or so), my mom said she didn't care if I smoked in the house so I didn't have to go outside all the time. I would only smoke maybe 2 a night...with a fan blowing all the smoke out the window.
My dad and I got in a little argument about something totally unrelated, and I figured out that he hated me smoking when he walked away from the arguement....went and grabbed my fan... and proceeded to smash it on the sidewalk in front of the house...
We still laugh about it, but I never smoked in the house again...
It's funny because he smoked in the house for years, and so did friends and family...
I didn't ask about his reasoning...
A noise violation shouldn't be a bad one, is it?
I would be plotting my revenge....
On the subject of smoking... when I was in college (about 18 or so), my mom said she didn't care if I smoked in the house so I didn't have to go outside all the time. I would only smoke maybe 2 a night...with a fan blowing all the smoke out the window.
My dad and I got in a little argument about something totally unrelated, and I figured out that he hated me smoking when he walked away from the arguement....went and grabbed my fan... and proceeded to smash it on the sidewalk in front of the house...
We still laugh about it, but I never smoked in the house again...
It's funny because he smoked in the house for years, and so did friends and family...
I didn't ask about his reasoning...
#34
05-27-2009, 11:05 PM
Heres one for you Shadow
www.swollenpickles.com/.../upward_cameltoe.jpg
www.swollenpickles.com/.../upward_cameltoe.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56BVfyuEBDo
Turn up sound !
#35
05-28-2009, 12:04 AM
RIP "The Baron of Bronson"
Smokin Guns....
Thanks for the support Shadow. I laughed my **** off when I read your fan story. I already talked to the Union and the said its no biggie dont sweat it. I'm a firefighter so I had to. The pisser is they slapped me with a domestic on it cuz it was w/ my wife. And an even bigger pisser is we have a great relationship. She wouldn't press charges, 1 judge already tossed it saying its BS, but I still gotta appear in local court. I mean I was in the wrong for arguing in public, but jail over a yelling match? In good ole AZ if the cops come and its "domestic" someone's going. And the biggest pisser of all in AZ 99.9% its the man. Very one sided here cuz we've got a real bad DV prob here.
All over my smart *** step son's cigarette butts..... So careful out there if things get heated, whisper.
As for my a-hole neighbor.... mariachi night will officially end as of now.
All over my smart *** step son's cigarette butts..... So careful out there if things get heated, whisper.
As for my a-hole neighbor.... mariachi night will officially end as of now.
#36
05-28-2009, 12:58 AM
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Domestic stuff
My hero Bronson (just named you since you are the world famous Then Came Bronson, well at least close in name - spelling). Ok, toss those butts of your son's into the neighbor's yard. Also, a few wet paint brushes on the roof never hurt the tosser. A little bird seed with them brushes will get the birds to make a shingle roof a leaking mess if it rains ever in your area.
Bronson, I picked my neighbor up by the neck and choked him until he passed out. Cost me $3,000 to get out of jail free, but him and his 4 buddies never made another peep at night again. There are a lot of things that can teach your neighbor to stay on their side of the line. Looks like Sir Trout, Hawk and myself are needed. We are here for you if you need a person to toss a wet paint brush (me), shoot the brush like skeet (Sir Trout never has missed a roof he didn't like) and Hawk to point at the other neighbor as if they did it (I trust Hawk so will your neighbor)...
Bronson, I picked my neighbor up by the neck and choked him until he passed out. Cost me $3,000 to get out of jail free, but him and his 4 buddies never made another peep at night again. There are a lot of things that can teach your neighbor to stay on their side of the line. Looks like Sir Trout, Hawk and myself are needed. We are here for you if you need a person to toss a wet paint brush (me), shoot the brush like skeet (Sir Trout never has missed a roof he didn't like) and Hawk to point at the other neighbor as if they did it (I trust Hawk so will your neighbor)...
#37
05-28-2009, 01:22 AM
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Therapist question
Steve, that will teach you to read my post with your new short hair cut.... Try to explain to the therapist that the heartburn remedy was my little voice's idea! And that now my dog hates me and scoots past me with its **** on the ground!
At least one thing good came out of my mainkini table dance. The neighbor's head spun around a few times and she puked all over her cat! Ala Linda Blair in the Exorsist... That will teach her not to go outside when I am "doing my thing" as Little Richard would say.... Maybe I should not put my kitchen table in my driveway when I do my mankini table dance - oh well, too late for that call... My little voice said that he thinks he heard the cat say, "F.ucking wrong colored designer Stilettos....." I think I will have to ask my little voice, "What would Lola have worn?" ha, ha....
Shadow, great Youtube catch. I sent that one to my friend in Fairfield, California...
Try to explain to the therapist that the heartburn remedy was my little voice's idea! And that now my dog hates me and scoots past me with its **** on the ground! At least one thing good came out of my mainkini table dance. The neighbor's head spun around a few times and she puked all over her cat! Ala Linda Blair in the Exorsist... That will teach her not to go outside when I am "doing my thing" as Little Richard would say.... Maybe I should not put my kitchen table in my driveway when I do my mankini table dance - oh well, too late for that call... My little voice said that he thinks he heard the cat say, "F.ucking wrong colored designer Stilettos....." I think I will have to ask my little voice, "What would Lola have worn?" ha, ha....Shadow, great Youtube catch. I sent that one to my friend in Fairfield, California...
Last edited by CBRriderNevada; 05-28-2009 at 01:32 AM.
#38
05-28-2009, 01:28 AM
Bugger throwing a brush - throw a roller full of fiberglass resin - that'll stick and he'll pull off the shingles when he tries to move it, or it'll roll around up there.
I like the bird seed Nevada, roller would be good for that too.
If there are any more Mariachi evenings, do what I do - play snatches of classical music, 15 second burst at high volume - generally solves the problem.
Fuggemall !
If I had a bullsh1t case like that come up to me, I'd crap all over the Prosecutor !!!!
It's not worth the Court's time.
Oh and that was Kilgore with the fan, but whatthahell.......
I like the bird seed Nevada, roller would be good for that too.
If there are any more Mariachi evenings, do what I do - play snatches of classical music, 15 second burst at high volume - generally solves the problem.
Fuggemall !
If I had a bullsh1t case like that come up to me, I'd crap all over the Prosecutor !!!!
It's not worth the Court's time.
Oh and that was Kilgore with the fan, but whatthahell.......
Last edited by Shadow; 05-28-2009 at 01:30 AM.
#39
05-28-2009, 01:45 AM
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05-28-2009, 02:22 AM