My prostate is flaring up l i k e a friggin tiki torch...cmon, give me a little pee pee, just a couple of drops...THATS what I'm talking about!

 

its a caserole sheila! IT'LL REHEAT!!!

 

I can derelick my OWN *****, thank you very much

 

Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

 

so i'm rappelling down mount vesuvius when suddenlyi slip, andi start to fall, just falling, ahh ahh, i'll never forget the terror, when suddenlyi realize holy ****, hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?

and?

it was, ive never even been to mount vesuvius!

 

Yesterday I thought about teaching underprivileged children who can't read good, and just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.

 

Are you challenging me to a walk-off, Voo-Lander?

 

hansel, he's so hot right now...hansel