Funny Motorcycling Quotes


Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...
Hunter S. Thompson

Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.
Justin Skalka

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.
Anonymous

I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.
Anonymous

I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually driving anywhere; I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their motorcycles.
Dave Barry

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
Anonymous

Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out.
Max Frisch

And I to my motorcycle Parked like the soul of the junkyard Restored, a bicycle fleshed With power, and tore off Up Highway 106 continually Drunk on the wind in my mouth Wringing the handlebar for speed Wild to be wreckage forever.
James Dickey

You know, Motorcycle Diaries has no incredible stories, no sudden plot twists, it doesn't play that way. It's about recognizing that instance of change and embracing it.
Gael Garcia Bernal

 

good ones... as usual, i especially enjoy the ones that diss hardley ablesons heheheheh sweet


thanks for sharing,

Chris

 

I love the 98% are still on the road, 2% made it home.

 

Those are great.

 

It reminds me an old joke that says "always buy two Harleys, one for riding and one for parts".


cheers,

maakif

 

"If you can read this the b**ch fell off!"