Police stories?
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From: West Monroe,Louisiana
Didnt Escape a ticket.. But got one for a "stupid" reason... I say "stupid" because the "lady cop" (not trying to cuss) didnt know what she was doing..
So i am driving down the main street where i live, doing about 37-40MPH on my F4 (speed Limit is 35) Just keeping with the flow of traffic.. Dont speed up.. Dont slow down.. Just keeping steady on the throttle.. When i see i cop on a side street stopped at the stop sign.. so i think nothing of it.. drive literally half a block from where i see the cop and pull into the Chevron to fill up. As i take off my helmet and gloves i look in my side mirror and wouldnt you know it the cop was behind me with red and blues on.. so i am like dang.. Must have a Turn signal out (some reason when i buy turn signal bulbs they all crap out on me.. ) so i finish taking off my gloves pull out my license and reg and hand it too the cop.. Ask me if i know what shes pulling me over for and i admit i have no idea.. and this is the conversation that in-tales
cop: Well i saw you going 75mph back there.
me: Really? Was everyone going 75?
cop: No just you.. Why were you going so fast?
me: I didnt realize i was going 75.. i was right in pace with the car next to me..
cop: Yeah well i saw you going 75.
Cop goes back to her car and runs my license and reg... at this time a second cop comes up and apparently rides a 2002 F4I and we talk for a bit.. Then he leaves me be and goes and talks to the "lady cop" and comes back and talks to me.. says shes going to give me a ticket for doing 55 in a 35... Because... And i quote "I didnt get you on radar." and that i should be lucky that, that is all i am getting considering my "front turn signals are not OEM, my right turn signal is out (later find out its not.. I had my LEFT turn signal on and as we all know... If one is on.. the other is off... and when you dont have your turn signal on... theres no lights back there..) and all this other stuff... ANYWAY!
She gives me the ticket and tells me to slow down and have a nice day...
Sooo.....
1) didn't get me on radar..
2) didn't pace me..
3) "saw" me going 75 but knocked it down to 55...
Guess who's fighting their ticket when they go to court! HAHA
So i am driving down the main street where i live, doing about 37-40MPH on my F4 (speed Limit is 35) Just keeping with the flow of traffic.. Dont speed up.. Dont slow down.. Just keeping steady on the throttle.. When i see i cop on a side street stopped at the stop sign.. so i think nothing of it.. drive literally half a block from where i see the cop and pull into the Chevron to fill up. As i take off my helmet and gloves i look in my side mirror and wouldnt you know it the cop was behind me with red and blues on.. so i am like dang.. Must have a Turn signal out (some reason when i buy turn signal bulbs they all crap out on me.. ) so i finish taking off my gloves pull out my license and reg and hand it too the cop.. Ask me if i know what shes pulling me over for and i admit i have no idea.. and this is the conversation that in-tales
cop: Well i saw you going 75mph back there.
me: Really? Was everyone going 75?
cop: No just you.. Why were you going so fast?
me: I didnt realize i was going 75.. i was right in pace with the car next to me..
cop: Yeah well i saw you going 75.
Cop goes back to her car and runs my license and reg... at this time a second cop comes up and apparently rides a 2002 F4I and we talk for a bit.. Then he leaves me be and goes and talks to the "lady cop" and comes back and talks to me.. says shes going to give me a ticket for doing 55 in a 35... Because... And i quote "I didnt get you on radar." and that i should be lucky that, that is all i am getting considering my "front turn signals are not OEM, my right turn signal is out (later find out its not.. I had my LEFT turn signal on and as we all know... If one is on.. the other is off... and when you dont have your turn signal on... theres no lights back there..) and all this other stuff... ANYWAY!
She gives me the ticket and tells me to slow down and have a nice day...
Sooo.....
1) didn't get me on radar..
2) didn't pace me..
3) "saw" me going 75 but knocked it down to 55...
Guess who's fighting their ticket when they go to court! HAHA
Most states don't even require turn signals on a motorcycle. Although - if your bike didn't have signals, I would assume you are supposed to be using hand signals instead. Either way - the officer didn't cite you for not properly using hand signals, but for non functioning turn signals - which may not even be a legal requirement where you are.
Also - unless her "eyes" are certified & calibrated for the purpose of determining the specific speed she says she "saw" you doing - she has no idea how fast you were going. I would also ask her to explain her methodology for how that process works. Eyes can accurately observe reckless driving, excessive speed, show of speed, street racing, improper lane usage, and plenty of other acts that she could have ticketed you for. She did not, and instead wrote a very specific ticket that her eyes simply can't have accurately registered.
Last edited by adrenalnjunky; May 1, 2011 at 12:47 AM.
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From: NJ
some states/towns actually train their officers to estimate speeds and stuff and ive seen it and they usually guess within like 2-3mph of the cars actual speed. Its obviously no where near fool proof or serious evidence that can be proved in court since technically they can say anything but its just one more way for them to pull you over and write you up for something. If your ticket doesnt get dropped thatd be pathetic. Good luck with that man thats bs.
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From: Nor*Jers
I'm going to leave out a few details, but this story will rock all of your worlds.
I've met every police officer in Auburn, and there's only one reason why.
Brace yourselves for the awesomest spicy story of all time.
---
Ill keep most of the story short. Ordered jimmy johns @ 2am (was dating the jj's driver at the time, you do the math). When she arrived, I went outside to get the sandwich and discovered a black male breaking into my car, not 10 feet from me. So I questioned him:
"Yo, wtf are you doing buddy?"
and he said "just gettin some stuff outta my car"
so I said "funny story, cause that's my car"
So he stops, and walks around right up to me. He's holding my gps, charger, etc in his hands, and he just gives em to me.
He says, "this never happened" and begins to walk away,
so I tell him I am calling the police.
He then turns around, walks back up to me and says "if you do i'll kill you"
and then begins to leave w/ a bicycle.
So I tell the JJ's girl to follow me in her car, I call the police, and while on the phone, I (stupidly) chase his black *** down.
Well kids, this is where the story gets fun.
---
Keep in mind, this is all on the 911 call, and it goes something like this:
(sorry for any... um... interesting language, but it happens in the heat of the moment)
police: 911, whats the emergency
spicy: IM CHASING A BLACK GUY, GET EVERYONE YOU GOT AND GET HIM (panting from running after him)
police: can you explain the situation?
so i fill her in with the basics and i finally catch up to him.
well he sees me, and instantly starts punching the crap otta me, but I stay on the phone with the police the whole time, getting my *** handed to me
(keep in mind im 5'9 165, and hes pushin 6'2, 220)
police: can you describe what he looks like?
spicy: hes a giant black (african american) beating the **** out of me, wearing a glittering mickey mouse t-shirt.
police: where are you located?
spicy: He's running TOWARDS THE POLICE STATION. GET EVERYONE, and come get this guy!
which was the funniest part. i live about a block from the police station, and his escape was oddly enough directly towards it.
probably one of the greatest moments in my life, I had been chasing him for a good 5min. And like a freaking action movie, 19. 19 police cars. I didn't know Auburn had 19 police men. 19 Police cars swarmed around him in front of me. INCLUDING A BICYCLE COP.
---
I'm leaving out quite a few details, but probably the greatest end to this story is at the police station when they emptied his pockets and discovered he had stolen 2 bottles of my cologne as well as my magnum condoms. seriously. he stole my condoms. getting those back from evidence was fun, trust me.
The policemen all thanked me, he was a wanted fugitive, evaded police and was still on parole. Interestingly, he stabbed the last guy that tried to call the police on him. I got to personally meet all the police officers.
My roomate threw a party for me called "I'm a f*n American Hero" and we got
the police tape of me, mainly cussing, and he remixed it into a song.
Ill see if i can get a copy for you guys.
---
Since then, (since january) I have been pulled over 7 times on my motorcycle.
0 tickets.
I've met every police officer in Auburn, and there's only one reason why.
Brace yourselves for the awesomest spicy story of all time.
---
Ill keep most of the story short. Ordered jimmy johns @ 2am (was dating the jj's driver at the time, you do the math). When she arrived, I went outside to get the sandwich and discovered a black male breaking into my car, not 10 feet from me. So I questioned him:
"Yo, wtf are you doing buddy?"
and he said "just gettin some stuff outta my car"
so I said "funny story, cause that's my car"
So he stops, and walks around right up to me. He's holding my gps, charger, etc in his hands, and he just gives em to me.
He says, "this never happened" and begins to walk away,
so I tell him I am calling the police.
He then turns around, walks back up to me and says "if you do i'll kill you"
and then begins to leave w/ a bicycle.
So I tell the JJ's girl to follow me in her car, I call the police, and while on the phone, I (stupidly) chase his black *** down.
Well kids, this is where the story gets fun.
---
Keep in mind, this is all on the 911 call, and it goes something like this:
(sorry for any... um... interesting language, but it happens in the heat of the moment)
police: 911, whats the emergency
spicy: IM CHASING A BLACK GUY, GET EVERYONE YOU GOT AND GET HIM (panting from running after him)
police: can you explain the situation?
so i fill her in with the basics and i finally catch up to him.
well he sees me, and instantly starts punching the crap otta me, but I stay on the phone with the police the whole time, getting my *** handed to me
(keep in mind im 5'9 165, and hes pushin 6'2, 220)
police: can you describe what he looks like?
spicy: hes a giant black (african american) beating the **** out of me, wearing a glittering mickey mouse t-shirt.
police: where are you located?
spicy: He's running TOWARDS THE POLICE STATION. GET EVERYONE, and come get this guy!
which was the funniest part. i live about a block from the police station, and his escape was oddly enough directly towards it.
probably one of the greatest moments in my life, I had been chasing him for a good 5min. And like a freaking action movie, 19. 19 police cars. I didn't know Auburn had 19 police men. 19 Police cars swarmed around him in front of me. INCLUDING A BICYCLE COP.
---
I'm leaving out quite a few details, but probably the greatest end to this story is at the police station when they emptied his pockets and discovered he had stolen 2 bottles of my cologne as well as my magnum condoms. seriously. he stole my condoms. getting those back from evidence was fun, trust me.
The policemen all thanked me, he was a wanted fugitive, evaded police and was still on parole. Interestingly, he stabbed the last guy that tried to call the police on him. I got to personally meet all the police officers.
My roomate threw a party for me called "I'm a f*n American Hero" and we got
the police tape of me, mainly cussing, and he remixed it into a song.
Ill see if i can get a copy for you guys.
---
Since then, (since january) I have been pulled over 7 times on my motorcycle.
0 tickets.
Campus PD....<--short
Long.
turned left at an intersection, instead of waiting for a pedestrian to reach the center median, i turned left into the middle(3lanes) lane instead of the far left. 3/4 of a mile later get pulled over. cop asked me if I know what an improper turn is, I reply its probably not turning into the furthest left lane, cop turns his back to me and as he is walking away to run my info talks about how he is impressed i know what that is. I figured it was proper driving etiquette not a LAW in arizona, like staying in the right lane. So I am thinking ok cool I am getting a warning and he his making sure my bike is not stolen or warrants. A few minutes later comes back and says "I am going to go ahead and give you a ticket." Does not look at me and gives me my ticket, as I am messing with my wallet he is looking at the ground and fidgeting like a little nervous school girl.
soo wish I had more than 1.5 hours of sleep that day, Could have totally messed with him. Was not thinking entirely straight so I kept my mouth shut. The 5 other times that I have been pulled over (3 tickets) officer was totally cool and professional.
Cliffs: cop writes BS ticket, then tries to cut the conversation short and stares at the ground. If your going to be an ahole douche-bag, carry yourself upright and be an AHOLE DOUCHE-BAG with PRIDE
.
Nother story:
Dad gets T boned by a bicycle cop traveling the wrong way in the bike lane. 6 other police officers show up and figure out what to do. sorry nothing exciting happened after that.
Long.
turned left at an intersection, instead of waiting for a pedestrian to reach the center median, i turned left into the middle(3lanes) lane instead of the far left. 3/4 of a mile later get pulled over. cop asked me if I know what an improper turn is, I reply its probably not turning into the furthest left lane, cop turns his back to me and as he is walking away to run my info talks about how he is impressed i know what that is. I figured it was proper driving etiquette not a LAW in arizona, like staying in the right lane. So I am thinking ok cool I am getting a warning and he his making sure my bike is not stolen or warrants. A few minutes later comes back and says "I am going to go ahead and give you a ticket." Does not look at me and gives me my ticket, as I am messing with my wallet he is looking at the ground and fidgeting like a little nervous school girl.
soo wish I had more than 1.5 hours of sleep that day, Could have totally messed with him. Was not thinking entirely straight so I kept my mouth shut. The 5 other times that I have been pulled over (3 tickets) officer was totally cool and professional.
Cliffs: cop writes BS ticket, then tries to cut the conversation short and stares at the ground. If your going to be an ahole douche-bag, carry yourself upright and be an AHOLE DOUCHE-BAG with PRIDE
.Nother story:
Dad gets T boned by a bicycle cop traveling the wrong way in the bike lane. 6 other police officers show up and figure out what to do. sorry nothing exciting happened after that.
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From: Seattle, WA
I'm going to leave out a few details, but this story will rock all of your worlds.
I've met every police officer in Auburn, and there's only one reason why.
Brace yourselves for the awesomest spicy story of all time.
---
Ill keep most of the story short. Ordered jimmy johns @ 2am (was dating the jj's driver at the time, you do the math). When she arrived, I went outside to get the sandwich and discovered a black male breaking into my car, not 10 feet from me. So I questioned him:
"Yo, wtf are you doing buddy?"
and he said "just gettin some stuff outta my car"
so I said "funny story, cause that's my car"
So he stops, and walks around right up to me. He's holding my gps, charger, etc in his hands, and he just gives em to me.
He says, "this never happened" and begins to walk away,
so I tell him I am calling the police.
He then turns around, walks back up to me and says "if you do i'll kill you"
and then begins to leave w/ a bicycle.
So I tell the JJ's girl to follow me in her car, I call the police, and while on the phone, I (stupidly) chase his black *** down.
Well kids, this is where the story gets fun.
---
Keep in mind, this is all on the 911 call, and it goes something like this:
(sorry for any... um... interesting language, but it happens in the heat of the moment)
police: 911, whats the emergency
spicy: IM CHASING A BLACK GUY, GET EVERYONE YOU GOT AND GET HIM (panting from running after him)
police: can you explain the situation?
so i fill her in with the basics and i finally catch up to him.
well he sees me, and instantly starts punching the crap otta me, but I stay on the phone with the police the whole time, getting my *** handed to me
(keep in mind im 5'9 165, and hes pushin 6'2, 220)
police: can you describe what he looks like?
spicy: hes a giant black (african american) beating the **** out of me, wearing a glittering mickey mouse t-shirt.
police: where are you located?
spicy: He's running TOWARDS THE POLICE STATION. GET EVERYONE, and come get this guy!
which was the funniest part. i live about a block from the police station, and his escape was oddly enough directly towards it.
probably one of the greatest moments in my life, I had been chasing him for a good 5min. And like a freaking action movie, 19. 19 police cars. I didn't know Auburn had 19 police men. 19 Police cars swarmed around him in front of me. INCLUDING A BICYCLE COP.
---
I'm leaving out quite a few details, but probably the greatest end to this story is at the police station when they emptied his pockets and discovered he had stolen 2 bottles of my cologne as well as my magnum condoms. seriously. he stole my condoms. getting those back from evidence was fun, trust me.
The policemen all thanked me, he was a wanted fugitive, evaded police and was still on parole. Interestingly, he stabbed the last guy that tried to call the police on him. I got to personally meet all the police officers.
My roomate threw a party for me called "I'm a f*n American Hero" and we got
the police tape of me, mainly cussing, and he remixed it into a song.
Ill see if i can get a copy for you guys.
---
Since then, (since january) I have been pulled over 7 times on my motorcycle.
0 tickets.
I've met every police officer in Auburn, and there's only one reason why.
Brace yourselves for the awesomest spicy story of all time.
---
Ill keep most of the story short. Ordered jimmy johns @ 2am (was dating the jj's driver at the time, you do the math). When she arrived, I went outside to get the sandwich and discovered a black male breaking into my car, not 10 feet from me. So I questioned him:
"Yo, wtf are you doing buddy?"
and he said "just gettin some stuff outta my car"
so I said "funny story, cause that's my car"
So he stops, and walks around right up to me. He's holding my gps, charger, etc in his hands, and he just gives em to me.
He says, "this never happened" and begins to walk away,
so I tell him I am calling the police.
He then turns around, walks back up to me and says "if you do i'll kill you"
and then begins to leave w/ a bicycle.
So I tell the JJ's girl to follow me in her car, I call the police, and while on the phone, I (stupidly) chase his black *** down.
Well kids, this is where the story gets fun.
---
Keep in mind, this is all on the 911 call, and it goes something like this:
(sorry for any... um... interesting language, but it happens in the heat of the moment)
police: 911, whats the emergency
spicy: IM CHASING A BLACK GUY, GET EVERYONE YOU GOT AND GET HIM (panting from running after him)
police: can you explain the situation?
so i fill her in with the basics and i finally catch up to him.
well he sees me, and instantly starts punching the crap otta me, but I stay on the phone with the police the whole time, getting my *** handed to me
(keep in mind im 5'9 165, and hes pushin 6'2, 220)
police: can you describe what he looks like?
spicy: hes a giant black (african american) beating the **** out of me, wearing a glittering mickey mouse t-shirt.
police: where are you located?
spicy: He's running TOWARDS THE POLICE STATION. GET EVERYONE, and come get this guy!
which was the funniest part. i live about a block from the police station, and his escape was oddly enough directly towards it.
probably one of the greatest moments in my life, I had been chasing him for a good 5min. And like a freaking action movie, 19. 19 police cars. I didn't know Auburn had 19 police men. 19 Police cars swarmed around him in front of me. INCLUDING A BICYCLE COP.
---
I'm leaving out quite a few details, but probably the greatest end to this story is at the police station when they emptied his pockets and discovered he had stolen 2 bottles of my cologne as well as my magnum condoms. seriously. he stole my condoms. getting those back from evidence was fun, trust me.
The policemen all thanked me, he was a wanted fugitive, evaded police and was still on parole. Interestingly, he stabbed the last guy that tried to call the police on him. I got to personally meet all the police officers.
My roomate threw a party for me called "I'm a f*n American Hero" and we got
the police tape of me, mainly cussing, and he remixed it into a song.
Ill see if i can get a copy for you guys.
---
Since then, (since january) I have been pulled over 7 times on my motorcycle.
0 tickets.
you win, but i cant believe you let him start beating the crap outta ya WHILE you were on the phone. lol
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From: Seattle, WA
Didnt Escape a ticket.. But got one for a "stupid" reason... I say "stupid" because the "lady cop" (not trying to cuss) didnt know what she was doing..
So i am driving down the main street where i live, doing about 37-40MPH on my F4 (speed Limit is 35) Just keeping with the flow of traffic.. Dont speed up.. Dont slow down.. Just keeping steady on the throttle.. When i see i cop on a side street stopped at the stop sign.. so i think nothing of it.. drive literally half a block from where i see the cop and pull into the Chevron to fill up. As i take off my helmet and gloves i look in my side mirror and wouldnt you know it the cop was behind me with red and blues on.. so i am like dang.. Must have a Turn signal out (some reason when i buy turn signal bulbs they all crap out on me.. ) so i finish taking off my gloves pull out my license and reg and hand it too the cop.. Ask me if i know what shes pulling me over for and i admit i have no idea.. and this is the conversation that in-tales
cop: Well i saw you going 75mph back there.
me: Really? Was everyone going 75?
cop: No just you.. Why were you going so fast?
me: I didnt realize i was going 75.. i was right in pace with the car next to me..
cop: Yeah well i saw you going 75.
Cop goes back to her car and runs my license and reg... at this time a second cop comes up and apparently rides a 2002 F4I and we talk for a bit.. Then he leaves me be and goes and talks to the "lady cop" and comes back and talks to me.. says shes going to give me a ticket for doing 55 in a 35... Because... And i quote "I didnt get you on radar." and that i should be lucky that, that is all i am getting considering my "front turn signals are not OEM, my right turn signal is out (later find out its not.. I had my LEFT turn signal on and as we all know... If one is on.. the other is off... and when you dont have your turn signal on... theres no lights back there..) and all this other stuff... ANYWAY!
She gives me the ticket and tells me to slow down and have a nice day...
Sooo.....
1) didn't get me on radar..
2) didn't pace me..
3) "saw" me going 75 but knocked it down to 55...
Guess who's fighting their ticket when they go to court! HAHA
So i am driving down the main street where i live, doing about 37-40MPH on my F4 (speed Limit is 35) Just keeping with the flow of traffic.. Dont speed up.. Dont slow down.. Just keeping steady on the throttle.. When i see i cop on a side street stopped at the stop sign.. so i think nothing of it.. drive literally half a block from where i see the cop and pull into the Chevron to fill up. As i take off my helmet and gloves i look in my side mirror and wouldnt you know it the cop was behind me with red and blues on.. so i am like dang.. Must have a Turn signal out (some reason when i buy turn signal bulbs they all crap out on me.. ) so i finish taking off my gloves pull out my license and reg and hand it too the cop.. Ask me if i know what shes pulling me over for and i admit i have no idea.. and this is the conversation that in-tales
cop: Well i saw you going 75mph back there.
me: Really? Was everyone going 75?
cop: No just you.. Why were you going so fast?
me: I didnt realize i was going 75.. i was right in pace with the car next to me..
cop: Yeah well i saw you going 75.
Cop goes back to her car and runs my license and reg... at this time a second cop comes up and apparently rides a 2002 F4I and we talk for a bit.. Then he leaves me be and goes and talks to the "lady cop" and comes back and talks to me.. says shes going to give me a ticket for doing 55 in a 35... Because... And i quote "I didnt get you on radar." and that i should be lucky that, that is all i am getting considering my "front turn signals are not OEM, my right turn signal is out (later find out its not.. I had my LEFT turn signal on and as we all know... If one is on.. the other is off... and when you dont have your turn signal on... theres no lights back there..) and all this other stuff... ANYWAY!
She gives me the ticket and tells me to slow down and have a nice day...
Sooo.....
1) didn't get me on radar..
2) didn't pace me..
3) "saw" me going 75 but knocked it down to 55...
Guess who's fighting their ticket when they go to court! HAHA
i would have fought with the cop if she said i was doing 75 when I was only doing 35. but i think you took the smart path and will fight it in court. nice
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Was riding with someone and they decent to do a burnout on top of a sand pile in the beach parking lot here.. Bike cop follows us out.. Dude does not have mirrors and doesn't notice the cop right away... when he does, he pulls into a bar parking lot so we are not in the middle of the road. Dude does not have a license. Cop proceeds to lecture and write him a stack of tickets.. I got him out of at least one of those by bribing the officer. ;-) He looked kinda pissed at first and then didn't write the additional ticket. It was kinda funny. Then they were asking if I wanted to ride his bike home. haha I was a super new rider then and his bike was kinda ghetto hoopty so I declined. He snuck back later and got it.
Toward the end of that summer I got pulled over for 55 in a 30 or so and got a ticket and a warning for "unsafe start." Another cop pulled up and the first cop was telling him what I did and making motorcycle sounds... blah blah blah "jet start" this and: "Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" <---- that was his impression of me hauling ***. It was quite humerous.
And then the end of last riding season there was no one to be seen either way on the main drag or on the city streets.. probably between 2-3am... Ghost town! Just me... Cop must have been sitting in a parking lot off the highway... I am bookin probably around 90 in a 45 and get lit up cherries n berries! I pull over immediately, shut 'er off and apologize profusely! He never asked me for license and registration or anything.. He just asked me how far I had to go.. N I said, ya know just a lil ways like a couple blocks. And he said he had been missing his bike and I offered to pull over in that parking lot and let him ride it. He looked like he was debating, but he didn't look like he was thinking about getting me any sort of ticket for even a second. It was funny, I had on these ridiculous furry boots.... He liked it and he knew it. ahaha! He told me to get home safe in one piece! And then he followed me to make sure I put it up. I couldn't even tell what kind of cop.... but I'd kill to find out who he was so we could play cops n robbers at home if ya know what I meeeaaaaan. I like his attitude!!! :-D
Toward the end of that summer I got pulled over for 55 in a 30 or so and got a ticket and a warning for "unsafe start." Another cop pulled up and the first cop was telling him what I did and making motorcycle sounds... blah blah blah "jet start" this and: "Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" <---- that was his impression of me hauling ***. It was quite humerous.
And then the end of last riding season there was no one to be seen either way on the main drag or on the city streets.. probably between 2-3am... Ghost town! Just me... Cop must have been sitting in a parking lot off the highway... I am bookin probably around 90 in a 45 and get lit up cherries n berries! I pull over immediately, shut 'er off and apologize profusely! He never asked me for license and registration or anything.. He just asked me how far I had to go.. N I said, ya know just a lil ways like a couple blocks. And he said he had been missing his bike and I offered to pull over in that parking lot and let him ride it. He looked like he was debating, but he didn't look like he was thinking about getting me any sort of ticket for even a second. It was funny, I had on these ridiculous furry boots.... He liked it and he knew it. ahaha! He told me to get home safe in one piece! And then he followed me to make sure I put it up. I couldn't even tell what kind of cop.... but I'd kill to find out who he was so we could play cops n robbers at home if ya know what I meeeaaaaan. I like his attitude!!! :-D
