Police stories?
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From: West Monroe,Louisiana
Unless your city/county has some pretty fubared laws that would seemingly infringe on civil liberty, the open container laws only apply to public property. Sitting in your own yard, you can drink to your heart's content as long as you don't start shouting at the neighbors. Even then it's disturbing the peace that's about all they can hit you for - til they get you to walk out in the street, then they can charge you with public intoxication too. (entrapment?)
I'm guessing since it was a campus cop, the friend's apartment was on a college campus and is considered public housing. If the apartment wasn't part of the school housing or on its property, maybe the sidewalk is where private property turns into public property - again, all that is settled by the particular laws of the local area.
I'm guessing since it was a campus cop, the friend's apartment was on a college campus and is considered public housing. If the apartment wasn't part of the school housing or on its property, maybe the sidewalk is where private property turns into public property - again, all that is settled by the particular laws of the local area.
Last edited by adrenalnjunky; Apr 29, 2011 at 11:45 AM.
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I don't drink too, and got stop at road block just because I had lifted 4x4 with tinted window. I rolled down the window and he saw me and 2 small dogs inside smiling at him. He totally had the surprise look. ha ha Then while another cop was running my plate etc, he kept talking about his dog. He told me " Have a nice evening" as he handed me back my license and registration.
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From: Aloha State
I had my pit/rottie mix strapped in passenger seat in my Jeep (bikini top and half door) driving on HOV lane. She actually had the seat belt on. Then motorcycle cop pulled up and told me dog doesn't count, so I had to change lane. I think it's the dog's smile or dog's mean look lol not my charm
This just happened to me at work..
I was outside with my class (second graders) and it started to rain. We went inside and I was checking attendence to make sure all the kids where there. All of a suden some guy and his son come up to the door and start talking to me. I open the door a bit and before I can say "can I help you?" He goes "don't worry I'm a police officer" and comes inside.
I argued with the guy for 5 minutes until he walked out and went to the main door to be let in the right way... Afterwords I got a call down to the office because of this jackass...
I was outside with my class (second graders) and it started to rain. We went inside and I was checking attendence to make sure all the kids where there. All of a suden some guy and his son come up to the door and start talking to me. I open the door a bit and before I can say "can I help you?" He goes "don't worry I'm a police officer" and comes inside.
I argued with the guy for 5 minutes until he walked out and went to the main door to be let in the right way... Afterwords I got a call down to the office because of this jackass...
I've got a good one. Back when I was young and stupid a friend and I followed another kid back from a near by McDonalds. Once I realized who he was I went into stupid mode and kept riding his *** and had my high beams on trying to **** him off. Well we got back to within 4 miles of where I live and start heading down a back country road the goes right to my house. We blast through the traffic circle and don't slow down the entire time. I'd say our average speed was probably 70-80 in a 55.
We get to the last mile stretch before we come back into town and I blow by him doing about 105 (I had a 1985 Audi 4000S at the time and that's pretty much all it could do). He blew back by me about half a mile from my house doing 125 in his integra. Well as we pull into town I've slowed down to 30 already and he's gotta be going at least 45. I suddenly see red and blue lights in my rear view mirror and my heart immediately sinks and I get nauseous. I start to pull over and tell my friend to grab the stuff out of the glove box when I notice the other kid speeds up and takes off down the road I live on. Well the cop sees him and blows by me to catch him.
At this point I feel kind of relieved and quickly pull into my driveway and put the car in the garage. I can see the lights from the cop car about 400 feet down the road and around the corner. The cop told the other kid that he clocked me at 105 and him at 90 and asked if he knew who I was. He said no and the cop I guess was a real nice guy and let him off with a 65 in a 55 and wreckless driving. He also told him that he knew the car was an Audi and had my license plate number but nothing ever happened. I didn't drive for two days and kept the car in the garage. I had such a guilty conscious that night I called my parents who were camping and told them the whole story.
Since then I haven't sped in any vehicle I own(at least not for more than a quick second) and I drive like an old man. I felt terrible for instigating the whole thing with the other kid but he wasn't mad or anything and laughed about it. I still regret what I did but at least I learned from it.
We get to the last mile stretch before we come back into town and I blow by him doing about 105 (I had a 1985 Audi 4000S at the time and that's pretty much all it could do). He blew back by me about half a mile from my house doing 125 in his integra. Well as we pull into town I've slowed down to 30 already and he's gotta be going at least 45. I suddenly see red and blue lights in my rear view mirror and my heart immediately sinks and I get nauseous. I start to pull over and tell my friend to grab the stuff out of the glove box when I notice the other kid speeds up and takes off down the road I live on. Well the cop sees him and blows by me to catch him.
At this point I feel kind of relieved and quickly pull into my driveway and put the car in the garage. I can see the lights from the cop car about 400 feet down the road and around the corner. The cop told the other kid that he clocked me at 105 and him at 90 and asked if he knew who I was. He said no and the cop I guess was a real nice guy and let him off with a 65 in a 55 and wreckless driving. He also told him that he knew the car was an Audi and had my license plate number but nothing ever happened. I didn't drive for two days and kept the car in the garage. I had such a guilty conscious that night I called my parents who were camping and told them the whole story.
Since then I haven't sped in any vehicle I own(at least not for more than a quick second) and I drive like an old man. I felt terrible for instigating the whole thing with the other kid but he wasn't mad or anything and laughed about it. I still regret what I did but at least I learned from it.
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^thats pretty funny you got off lucky. A few years ago back when my friend had a huge bright yellow lifted jeep we were speeding around town chasing some other car our friends were in playing car tag or something stupid and a cop saw us and started to come after us. We kept going and made some quick turns and pulled into his garage since we were only like 5 blocks away at the time. I was like you drive a big bright yellow jeep in a town thats less than a square mile...not the most inconspicuous vehicle. He didnt drive it for like a day or two either he was afraid the cop would see him again and hed get in trouble for running from them.
I'm going to leave out a few details, but this story will rock all of your worlds.
I've met every police officer in Auburn, and there's only one reason why.
Brace yourselves for the awesomest spicy story of all time.
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Ill keep most of the story short. Ordered jimmy johns @ 2am (was dating the jj's driver at the time, you do the math). When she arrived, I went outside to get the sandwich and discovered a black male breaking into my car, not 10 feet from me. So I questioned him:
"Yo, wtf are you doing buddy?"
and he said "just gettin some stuff outta my car"
so I said "funny story, cause that's my car"
So he stops, and walks around right up to me. He's holding my gps, charger, etc in his hands, and he just gives em to me.
He says, "this never happened" and begins to walk away,
so I tell him I am calling the police.
He then turns around, walks back up to me and says "if you do i'll kill you"
and then begins to leave w/ a bicycle.
So I tell the JJ's girl to follow me in her car, I call the police, and while on the phone, I (stupidly) chase his black *** down.
Well kids, this is where the story gets fun.
---
Keep in mind, this is all on the 911 call, and it goes something like this:
(sorry for any... um... interesting language, but it happens in the heat of the moment)
police: 911, whats the emergency
spicy: IM CHASING A BLACK GUY, GET EVERYONE YOU GOT AND GET HIM (panting from running after him)
police: can you explain the situation?
so i fill her in with the basics and i finally catch up to him.
well he sees me, and instantly starts punching the crap otta me, but I stay on the phone with the police the whole time, getting my *** handed to me
(keep in mind im 5'9 165, and hes pushin 6'2, 220)
police: can you describe what he looks like?
spicy: hes a giant black (african american) beating the **** out of me, wearing a glittering mickey mouse t-shirt.
police: where are you located?
spicy: He's running TOWARDS THE POLICE STATION. GET EVERYONE, and come get this guy!
which was the funniest part. i live about a block from the police station, and his escape was oddly enough directly towards it.
probably one of the greatest moments in my life, I had been chasing him for a good 5min. And like a freaking action movie, 19. 19 police cars. I didn't know Auburn had 19 police men. 19 Police cars swarmed around him in front of me. INCLUDING A BICYCLE COP.
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I'm leaving out quite a few details, but probably the greatest end to this story is at the police station when they emptied his pockets and discovered he had stolen 2 bottles of my cologne as well as my magnum condoms. seriously. he stole my condoms. getting those back from evidence was fun, trust me.
The policemen all thanked me, he was a wanted fugitive, evaded police and was still on parole. Interestingly, he stabbed the last guy that tried to call the police on him. I got to personally meet all the police officers.
My roomate threw a party for me called "I'm a f*n American Hero" and we got
the police tape of me, mainly cussing, and he remixed it into a song.
Ill see if i can get a copy for you guys.
---
Since then, (since january) I have been pulled over 7 times on my motorcycle.
0 tickets.
I've met every police officer in Auburn, and there's only one reason why.
Brace yourselves for the awesomest spicy story of all time.
---
Ill keep most of the story short. Ordered jimmy johns @ 2am (was dating the jj's driver at the time, you do the math). When she arrived, I went outside to get the sandwich and discovered a black male breaking into my car, not 10 feet from me. So I questioned him:
"Yo, wtf are you doing buddy?"
and he said "just gettin some stuff outta my car"
so I said "funny story, cause that's my car"
So he stops, and walks around right up to me. He's holding my gps, charger, etc in his hands, and he just gives em to me.
He says, "this never happened" and begins to walk away,
so I tell him I am calling the police.
He then turns around, walks back up to me and says "if you do i'll kill you"
and then begins to leave w/ a bicycle.
So I tell the JJ's girl to follow me in her car, I call the police, and while on the phone, I (stupidly) chase his black *** down.
Well kids, this is where the story gets fun.
---
Keep in mind, this is all on the 911 call, and it goes something like this:
(sorry for any... um... interesting language, but it happens in the heat of the moment)
police: 911, whats the emergency
spicy: IM CHASING A BLACK GUY, GET EVERYONE YOU GOT AND GET HIM (panting from running after him)
police: can you explain the situation?
so i fill her in with the basics and i finally catch up to him.
well he sees me, and instantly starts punching the crap otta me, but I stay on the phone with the police the whole time, getting my *** handed to me
(keep in mind im 5'9 165, and hes pushin 6'2, 220)
police: can you describe what he looks like?
spicy: hes a giant black (african american) beating the **** out of me, wearing a glittering mickey mouse t-shirt.
police: where are you located?
spicy: He's running TOWARDS THE POLICE STATION. GET EVERYONE, and come get this guy!
which was the funniest part. i live about a block from the police station, and his escape was oddly enough directly towards it.
probably one of the greatest moments in my life, I had been chasing him for a good 5min. And like a freaking action movie, 19. 19 police cars. I didn't know Auburn had 19 police men. 19 Police cars swarmed around him in front of me. INCLUDING A BICYCLE COP.
---
I'm leaving out quite a few details, but probably the greatest end to this story is at the police station when they emptied his pockets and discovered he had stolen 2 bottles of my cologne as well as my magnum condoms. seriously. he stole my condoms. getting those back from evidence was fun, trust me.
The policemen all thanked me, he was a wanted fugitive, evaded police and was still on parole. Interestingly, he stabbed the last guy that tried to call the police on him. I got to personally meet all the police officers.
My roomate threw a party for me called "I'm a f*n American Hero" and we got
the police tape of me, mainly cussing, and he remixed it into a song.
Ill see if i can get a copy for you guys.
---
Since then, (since january) I have been pulled over 7 times on my motorcycle.
0 tickets.
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From: devon, england
back in the good ole days in the uk.
i was taking my mr2 on a 300 mile trip in the middle of the night. hit a 4 lane motorway section perfect night and conditions and not a single car on the road.
So i was happily planted at a 140 mph eating the miles, suddenly i see headlights catching me up! WTF! lead foot released ( but didnt brake ) a traffic cop car pulls up besides me, frowns, shakes his head.
I'd slowed my speed by now, sheepishly smile back and he ***** off and leaves me alone
how i ever got away with that i'll never know
i was taking my mr2 on a 300 mile trip in the middle of the night. hit a 4 lane motorway section perfect night and conditions and not a single car on the road.
So i was happily planted at a 140 mph eating the miles, suddenly i see headlights catching me up! WTF! lead foot released ( but didnt brake ) a traffic cop car pulls up besides me, frowns, shakes his head.
I'd slowed my speed by now, sheepishly smile back and he ***** off and leaves me alone
how i ever got away with that i'll never know
Didnt Escape a ticket.. But got one for a "stupid" reason... I say "stupid" because the "lady cop" (not trying to cuss) didnt know what she was doing..
So i am driving down the main street where i live, doing about 37-40MPH on my F4 (speed Limit is 35) Just keeping with the flow of traffic.. Dont speed up.. Dont slow down.. Just keeping steady on the throttle.. When i see i cop on a side street stopped at the stop sign.. so i think nothing of it.. drive literally half a block from where i see the cop and pull into the Chevron to fill up. As i take off my helmet and gloves i look in my side mirror and wouldnt you know it the cop was behind me with red and blues on.. so i am like dang.. Must have a Turn signal out (some reason when i buy turn signal bulbs they all crap out on me.. ) so i finish taking off my gloves pull out my license and reg and hand it too the cop.. Ask me if i know what shes pulling me over for and i admit i have no idea.. and this is the conversation that in-tales
cop: Well i saw you going 75mph back there.
me: Really? Was everyone going 75?
cop: No just you.. Why were you going so fast?
me: I didnt realize i was going 75.. i was right in pace with the car next to me..
cop: Yeah well i saw you going 75.
Cop goes back to her car and runs my license and reg... at this time a second cop comes up and apparently rides a 2002 F4I and we talk for a bit.. Then he leaves me be and goes and talks to the "lady cop" and comes back and talks to me.. says shes going to give me a ticket for doing 55 in a 35... Because... And i quote "I didnt get you on radar." and that i should be lucky that, that is all i am getting considering my "front turn signals are not OEM, my right turn signal is out (later find out its not.. I had my LEFT turn signal on and as we all know... If one is on.. the other is off... and when you dont have your turn signal on... theres no lights back there..) and all this other stuff... ANYWAY!
She gives me the ticket and tells me to slow down and have a nice day...
Sooo.....
1) didn't get me on radar..
2) didn't pace me..
3) "saw" me going 75 but knocked it down to 55...
Guess who's fighting their ticket when they go to court! HAHA
So i am driving down the main street where i live, doing about 37-40MPH on my F4 (speed Limit is 35) Just keeping with the flow of traffic.. Dont speed up.. Dont slow down.. Just keeping steady on the throttle.. When i see i cop on a side street stopped at the stop sign.. so i think nothing of it.. drive literally half a block from where i see the cop and pull into the Chevron to fill up. As i take off my helmet and gloves i look in my side mirror and wouldnt you know it the cop was behind me with red and blues on.. so i am like dang.. Must have a Turn signal out (some reason when i buy turn signal bulbs they all crap out on me.. ) so i finish taking off my gloves pull out my license and reg and hand it too the cop.. Ask me if i know what shes pulling me over for and i admit i have no idea.. and this is the conversation that in-tales
cop: Well i saw you going 75mph back there.
me: Really? Was everyone going 75?
cop: No just you.. Why were you going so fast?
me: I didnt realize i was going 75.. i was right in pace with the car next to me..
cop: Yeah well i saw you going 75.
Cop goes back to her car and runs my license and reg... at this time a second cop comes up and apparently rides a 2002 F4I and we talk for a bit.. Then he leaves me be and goes and talks to the "lady cop" and comes back and talks to me.. says shes going to give me a ticket for doing 55 in a 35... Because... And i quote "I didnt get you on radar." and that i should be lucky that, that is all i am getting considering my "front turn signals are not OEM, my right turn signal is out (later find out its not.. I had my LEFT turn signal on and as we all know... If one is on.. the other is off... and when you dont have your turn signal on... theres no lights back there..) and all this other stuff... ANYWAY!
She gives me the ticket and tells me to slow down and have a nice day...
Sooo.....
1) didn't get me on radar..
2) didn't pace me..
3) "saw" me going 75 but knocked it down to 55...
Guess who's fighting their ticket when they go to court! HAHA