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RE: JOKES
ORIGINAL: RCR
Ya know that being on the superior bike and you make fun of the others makes you a racist!!! Becarefull cause the AMA may file a lawsuit against you even if your were just kidding.
Ya know that being on the superior bike and you make fun of the others makes you a racist!!! Becarefull cause the AMA may file a lawsuit against you even if your were just kidding.
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RE: JOKES
What do you call a Suzuki rider in a suit?
The defendant.
The Ferrari vs the Moped
A hip young man goes out and buys a 2001 Ferrari 360 Spider. It is the best convertible sports car, costing about $250,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped, wearing an open face crash helmet (looking about 70 years old) pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny red surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A 2001 Ferrari 360 Spider. They cost about a quarter of a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do over 200 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 220 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! The moped plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.
He runs up to the old man and says, "You gotta tell me how you got that thing to be faster than my Ferrari !"
The old man looks up and replies, "OK..., but first, unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror, will ya?"
Harleys, Harleys, Harleys .........
What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis !
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.
Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
To be able to tell if they're moving or not !
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.
How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
Both have ****** on their back.
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
If you leave them alone long enough, they'll both mark their territory.
The defendant.
The Ferrari vs the Moped
A hip young man goes out and buys a 2001 Ferrari 360 Spider. It is the best convertible sports car, costing about $250,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped, wearing an open face crash helmet (looking about 70 years old) pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny red surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A 2001 Ferrari 360 Spider. They cost about a quarter of a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do over 200 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 220 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! The moped plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.
He runs up to the old man and says, "You gotta tell me how you got that thing to be faster than my Ferrari !"
The old man looks up and replies, "OK..., but first, unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror, will ya?"
Harleys, Harleys, Harleys .........
What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis !
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.
Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
To be able to tell if they're moving or not !
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.
How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
Both have ****** on their back.
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
If you leave them alone long enough, they'll both mark their territory.
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From: Poor in Maine
RE: JOKES
ORIGINAL: Tacoma25
So a middle-agedHarleyridergoes to the doctor.
"Hey Doc, every time I look in the mirror I get hard."
The Doctor replies,
"Well that's because you look like a giant P#ssy."
So a middle-agedHarleyridergoes to the doctor.
"Hey Doc, every time I look in the mirror I get hard."
The Doctor replies,
"Well that's because you look like a giant P#ssy."
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