Jokes anyone...
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RE: Jokes anyone...
Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f***ing stop it then!"
Light a man a fire and keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life
A bloke goes into a pub bog to use the condom machine. Some drunk bastard is already using the machine, pushing coins in and giggling madly as the johnnies dispense. After five minutes of this, our man grows impatient and tells the drunk to hurry up.
"No way!" says the drunk, "I'm on a winning streak here!"
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Light a man a fire and keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life
A bloke goes into a pub bog to use the condom machine. Some drunk bastard is already using the machine, pushing coins in and giggling madly as the johnnies dispense. After five minutes of this, our man grows impatient and tells the drunk to hurry up.
"No way!" says the drunk, "I'm on a winning streak here!"
I heart b3ta
http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page