all the guys i ride with, maybe like 10 or so, all have suzuki kawasaki yamaha. i got the only honda and everyone always messes with each other about how gay there bike is, does anyone got any good jokes or somethin about the other brands to mess with them?

 

What are we in high school?

 

nope college but most of them are like 22

 

i sense sarcasm

 

LOL!!! Am I the only one that see's the humor in this response?


I would just poke fun at the individuals, not sure of any bike specific jokes.

Kawi-sucky

Yami-hahahaha

Gixxer (need I say more?)

 

yea i do but its more fun to make fun of the slower bikes lol

 

If you can outride them then you have already won, what more do you need.

 

You can always go with the insult that has lasted through the ages. Show them picture of you and there girlfriend/wife doin the nastay. Or if size, age, or gender stop you from the above one just tell them your bike is fater than theirs, than prove it.

 

Just tell them you are your own person and not a follower like the rest of them who copy eachother and buy the same bike as the next guy.

 

Ya know that being on the superior bike and you make fun of the others makes you a racist!!! Becarefull cause the AMA may file a lawsuit against you even if your were just kidding.