I'm gonna stab someone
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haha nah but i told them theyre retards when i went to brush my teeth. If they werent that girls friends id drag them out by their hair. but then again if they werent her friends theyd be strangers on my couch soooo theyd deserve that anyway. yeah man its your stuff and your place you can do what you want. i love when people try to tell me what to do in my own house im like ahaha no!!! nice try!!!
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this story was way funnier the second time i read it for some reason. i hate stupid girls that try to talk sh*t just because theyre girls. i dont give them any special privileges i treat them the same way i would as a guy talking like that. But unfortunately half the time when girls do it theyre doing it for no reason or over something that makes no sense and then they end up eating their foot. My friends are way less tolerant...one time a similar situation had to be resolved by a hose since she wouldnt leave on her own. And yes if youre military you do get special rights it doesnt matter what you do in it. If youre active duty youre automatically better than most people.
My wife is still upset i was so mean to her but owell. I remember saying i was better than her because im 21, married, have a job in the military, pay my own bills, and let her BF stay with us for next to nothing because he was a friend who needed help. I also said i also dont do stupid chit like get a dui when im 17 and then have daddy pull strings and pay everything off so its not on record. Followed by its idiots like you who kill inocent people on the road. I think thats what made her cry.
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[quote=nickp123;1046877]haha nah but i told them theyre retards when i went to brush my teeth. quote]
This is what just happened in my head.
Your avatar(yeso pedo bear head and all) walking through the living room with a toothbrush in a wife beater looking at the two guys calling them retards.
It really made me LOL to the point where people in my section asked what was so funny.
This is what just happened in my head.
Your avatar(yeso pedo bear head and all) walking through the living room with a toothbrush in a wife beater looking at the two guys calling them retards.
It really made me LOL to the point where people in my section asked what was so funny.
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haha you dont have to think youre better than people cause youre in the military but no ones gonna tell differently. my one friends out in oklahoma right now for field artillery training. if youre in the military you deserve respect. haha hey man its the truth she cant get mad at you. i cant even repeat stuff ive said to people. ill be banned from here. Is there a way to upload audio files? haha. I have a good recording of a girl flipping out about me
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fenatic you have the same type of imagination like me. I can run this like a movie in my head. ha ha
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haha thats not even me in my avatar. its some loser that wanted a picture of himself on my bike so he could show girls....aka strippers at the strip club he was going to that night. so i put a pedobear head on his. and yeah theyre retards!!! ive made quite a name for myself at this school. My whole freshman dorm was terrified of me cuz they werent used to people like me that didnt have a filter.....or straight jackets.
haha nah but i told them theyre retards when i went to brush my teeth. quote]
This is what just happened in my head.
Your avatar(yeso pedo bear head and all) walking through the living room with a toothbrush in a wife beater looking at the two guys calling them retards.
It really made me LOL to the point where people in my section asked what was so funny.
This is what just happened in my head.
Your avatar(yeso pedo bear head and all) walking through the living room with a toothbrush in a wife beater looking at the two guys calling them retards.
It really made me LOL to the point where people in my section asked what was so funny.
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haha you dont have to think youre better than people cause youre in the military but no ones gonna tell differently. my one friends out in oklahoma right now for field artillery training. if youre in the military you deserve respect. haha hey man its the truth she cant get mad at you. i cant even repeat stuff ive said to people. ill be banned from here. Is there a way to upload audio files? haha. I have a good recording of a girl flipping out about me
You have never seen PEDO BEAR! haha that thing has been a sensation. lol Go to google and type PEDO BEAR. You will see what its about.
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baha whats your email then. and just as a preface....it was when i was out in san diego over the summer for my friends graduation. i was drinking literally nothing but vodka from 12pm till 10-11 when we went to the bar then started doing shots at the bar with some guys from vegas i didnt know. dont judge me. and me and my 4 friends decided the theme of the vacation was "eating box" so that should explain some of it too...
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From: Aloha State
Tonight was the first seeing pedo bear..... I always though that wad cat head !!