I'm gonna stab someone
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baha whats your email then. and just as a preface....it was when i was out in san diego over the summer for my friends graduation. i was drinking literally nothing but vodka from 12pm till 10-11 when we went to the bar then started doing shots at the bar with some guys from vegas i didnt know. dont judge me. and me and my 4 friends decided the theme of the vacation was "eating box" so that should explain some of it too...
I have one about once a month when all the guys get the same day off. haha I wonder what it looks like from outside eyes when we are drunk as chit walking to the gas station at 2pm on a tuesday? lol
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haha thats what today was since it was our spring fest. At one point i was pounding on the library windows yelling "nerds!!" at all the people inside studying. Yeah im a terrible person i know. Cant tell me to not have fun though. i wont listen.
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Haha oh man thats some funny stuff. Last week i had this 12 year old kid teaching me how to ride one of those skate boards with only two wheels and you gotta wiggle it to make it go. That thing is hard to master. Then i dared him to ride it into the pool and his mom got mad. lol
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haha i hate those things. Im fairly athletic and coordinated and used to skate and do whatever but i cant ride those things if my life depended on it. haha id tell his mom it was just darwinism. i started chanting "freshman" at someones mom tonight, she didnt like it.
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i landed a kickflip the other night. that was exciting for me since i thouht i still had it. but now that i think about it what should i do to those morons on my couch while theyre passed out? i want to mess with them somehow
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Oh man this is great. First hide your stuff just incase they wanna steal something of yours if you fall asleep. Then you can use some type of duct tape and just gently lay it across there face or the top of their head. Over the night it will settle or they will press it onto themselves fairly hard. Then when they wake up its gonna hurt peeling it off. If there shoes are off fill em with shaving cream, take there keys and freeze them in a big ol bowl but leave a note telling them where there keys are. Those are some good ones.
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haha all my stuff is in my room theyre not stealing anything. i do have some duct tape....that might work well. its white duct tape though and im the only one that has it so itll be pretty obvious. im gonna go look at them now and see what i can do.
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If you do anything take a picture. lol
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Being locked out sucks & then to go through all that, & find two unknown retards on the couch, at what I can only imagine was late at nite I would have tossed there asses to the curb regardless of who’s friends especially the “stupid girl’s” friends. I sure you’ll find some creative way to mess with them.
A waffle ball bat would be my chosen weapon, it stings more then anything & leaves a nice tattoo, it’s something not easily forgotten.
A waffle ball bat would be my chosen weapon, it stings more then anything & leaves a nice tattoo, it’s something not easily forgotten.