Correct, but then when i get home at 730ish am i dont sleep cause the sun is up and i hate sleeping during the day. So i normally sleep from like 6-10 and go back to work.

 

i agree with fenatic this story was funny as shet

 

hahah thats EXACTLY what happened. but no i didnt damage the car thank god or i wouldve had to pay for that. Some kid stuck his head out the window but i told him to mind his own business. and exactly!!! a lot of people call me an ******* and say im a douchebag but the people that know me love me and trust me with their lives. they just take it the wrong way. like im not an ******* but if i dont like you or if youre being a jerkoff ill call you out and tell you. im not mean to anyone for no reason. i just dont like being misjudged. like if im being an *** to you its because youre stupid and deserve it. im the most blunt and honest person you will ever meet. dont get mad at me cuz i tell it like it it is. its honesty im not some fake loser thats gonna pretend to like you and be nice. i dont care enough to do that. But if youre in my friggen apartment you are NOT gonna ignore me or be a wiseass to me or you will regret it. Too many people have tried that and theyve all lost. Some strikeout looking and some go down swinging but they all strikeout.

 

im a small kid im only 5'9 and like 170 lbs. i used to be like 195 and stocky as sh*t but i stopped going to the gym so i lost a lot of muscle but im still a scrappy motherf*****. people try to talk sh*t to me and think im soft cuz of my height but i will lay you out. Ive never lost a fight in my life and some 6'2 260 lb nerd tried getting smart with me a few months ago and he ended up face down on the bar floor. I dont take crap from people. I asked him nicely to apologize for bumping into us repeatedly and he said he didnt have to so i put him to sleep. I try to be civilized but if they dont want to be then ill go down that road without a problem. Im in a rage right now im about to go smother these losers on my couches.

 

[QUOTE=nickp123;1046851im the most blunt and honest person you will ever meet. dont get mad at me cuz i tell it like it it is. its honesty im not some fake loser thats gonna pretend to like you and be nice. [/QUOTE]

I love you too

 

haha yum if i didnt like you you would know

 

ha ha I know

 

Hulk smash!!!

 

this story was way funnier the second time i read it for some reason. i hate stupid girls that try to talk sh*t just because theyre girls. i dont give them any special privileges i treat them the same way i would as a guy talking like that. But unfortunately half the time when girls do it theyre doing it for no reason or over something that makes no sense and then they end up eating their foot. My friends are way less tolerant...one time a similar situation had to be resolved by a hose since she wouldnt leave on her own. And yes if youre military you do get special rights it doesnt matter what you do in it. If youre active duty youre automatically better than most people.

 

You throw em off your couch yet? About a week ago my wife was sitting on the love seat and my roommates friend was sitting on the big couch. I wanted to sprawl out and relax but couldnt on the small love seat. So i looked at him and said "hey give me that spot, come on babe" She was like uhhh chris thats rude!. I said i paid for these couches and its my home.

lol Man did it feel good to lay back on that couch. haha