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if only i had followed through with the duct tape plan and had some pictures to put up here

 

it seems weve got ourselves an m. night shyamalan twist ending here. According to the girl the doors were locked because she was in the livingroom hooking up with a dude and "some black guy" walked in the front door and into her room and started looking around. She questioned him and he said he should probably just leave and she locked the doors. Of course it was "some black guy"....real clever. In her defense it couldve been some drunk kid wandering into the wrong apartment, thats happened before. Or it couldve been some guy trying to steal our sh*t. Ive had my apartment broken into before here too. I also live right where the hood starts. Theres about 6-7 shootings on my street a year. And kids are always getting mugged and robbed at knife/gunpoint at the park on the corner at least once every other weekend. Soooo racist jerk? Or they were scared to answer cuz they thought i was "some black guy" trying to break in?

 

i would at least kick her friends out for being inconsiderate ******. you have as much of a right to who is in there as she does.

 

wellllll i actually try to be respectful to people unless they dont deserve it. In this case i guess they really didnt but id feel bad kicking out my roommates friends. i shouldve just messed with them. Wouldve been way better

 

well at least now you know what they look like.. so there is always next time.. i bet people have some good ideas on here for ways to mess with them lol

 

haha unfortunately i dont know what they look like. The combination of darkness, anger, and the day drinking binge is probably to blame for that. There were some good enough ideas at the time involving duct tape, sharpies, other household items, or punching them in the face but i didnt take advantage of it. All i got out of it is a nasty bruise on my arm from trying to put it through plexiglass and a big white and orange wooden DPW triangle thing to hold up one of those wooden road barrier/block things.

 

Epic

 

so0o0o......can i be designated the official cbrf drunk poster/commentor now? ill keep the stories comin