Funny crackhead story
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Take a piece of razor wire from a security fence, coat said razor fence with salt, arsenic, methadone, narcan and viagra. Also, make sure there is a puddle of water under your bike so that you will get the full potential from the the DC current connected to said razor wire. Splice into a digital communication line such as cable or phone line and find the DC + wire, in most areas this is up to around 70 volts. DC current will hold it's victim unlike AC voltage. The alternating cycle of AC current will allow a person to release the wire. But we are anticipating that the razor wire with salt, arsenic, methadone, narcan and viagra will snag said crack head hand and keep him/her in place. Why all of the chemicals on the said razor wire? Salt will hurt like hell, arsenic... crack head already likes taking a poison so why not let us choose one? Methadone and Narcan and drug used to treat and counter the effects of narcotics so by adding this, we kill his/her buzz so they feel everything. Viagra, well... it's a vasodilator, so he'll go out with a stiffy and bleeding like a crazy....
This being said... anyone care to mess with my bike?
Take a piece of razor wire from a security fence, coat said razor fence with salt, arsenic, methadone, narcan and viagra. Also, make sure there is a puddle of water under your bike so that you will get the full potential from the the DC current connected to said razor wire. Splice into a digital communication line such as cable or phone line and find the DC + wire, in most areas this is up to around 70 volts. DC current will hold it's victim unlike AC voltage. The alternating cycle of AC current will allow a person to release the wire. But we are anticipating that the razor wire with salt, arsenic, methadone, narcan and viagra will snag said crack head hand and keep him/her in place. Why all of the chemicals on the said razor wire? Salt will hurt like hell, arsenic... crack head already likes taking a poison so why not let us choose one? Methadone and Narcan and drug used to treat and counter the effects of narcotics so by adding this, we kill his/her buzz so they feel everything. Viagra, well... it's a vasodilator, so he'll go out with a stiffy and bleeding like a crazy....
This being said... anyone care to mess with my bike?
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Wow...lightbulbs and spark plugs as pipes for smoking crack? Never heard of such a thing.
As for this this guy who is disabling the author's means of transpo...stealing, and has the nerve and obvious insulting disrespect for the guy.
I'd wait in hiding with my S & W 9mm and my 12 guage pump, AND GLOVES, and shoot the piece of **** right where he stands.
In Texas, it is perfectly legal to defend your life or your property with deadly force.
For good insurance...I'd throw a busted beer bottle near his body, after putting it in and out of his hand. Maybe to make it look a bit more real..not so near his body but a few feet away...as if it flew out of his hand from the gun blasts.
Call the fire department, who will call the cops, and report a dead body for pickup.
"I feared for my life"...etc. etc.
CHP...is good to have.
As for this this guy who is disabling the author's means of transpo...stealing, and has the nerve and obvious insulting disrespect for the guy.
I'd wait in hiding with my S & W 9mm and my 12 guage pump, AND GLOVES, and shoot the piece of **** right where he stands.
In Texas, it is perfectly legal to defend your life or your property with deadly force.
For good insurance...I'd throw a busted beer bottle near his body, after putting it in and out of his hand. Maybe to make it look a bit more real..not so near his body but a few feet away...as if it flew out of his hand from the gun blasts.
Call the fire department, who will call the cops, and report a dead body for pickup.
"I feared for my life"...etc. etc.
CHP...is good to have.
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RE: Funny crackhead story
That is way too funny. I love the guys matter of fact tone!!!
Here come the judge, here come the judge!
Wouldn't I be a kick *** guy to have on a bench as a judge?
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