Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

 

Wow you nearly put me to sleep please dont tell anymore jokes

 

Sven spotted Ole riding down the street on a brand new CBR1000RR. He waved Ole over and walked around admiring the bike.

"By golly, that's one nice bike Ole. Where'd you get it?" Sven asked.

"Vell, it was da strangest ting," Ole said. "I was walking down da street and dis woman all dressed up in leather pants and a leather jacket rode up to me, stopped, and told me to get on da back. So I did."

"Ya? Den what?" Sven asked.

"You wouldn't believe it," Ole said, "we went out of town to da woods and stopped down by da creek. We got off da bike and, well, you just won't believe it, Sven, you just wont'."

Sven said, "Well, try me. What happened?"

"She took off all her clothes and threw them on the grass and stood there naked. Boy, was that ever exciting! And then she said, "You can have anything you want, big boy." So I took da bike."

Sven shook his head. "Well, dat was a good choice, Ole. Dem leathers would never have fit you."

 

lol. Be nice to the noob. Welcome to the forum man. Even if the jokes were a little sub-par make sure you stop in the new members section and introduce youself

 

Classic bike taking tale over the sensational female!

Classic! LOL

Welcome to the community, by the way, Spurbibiollum!

 

LOLOL! hello there!

 

LOL.

Welcome

 

Just so everyone knows he will never reply. He is a spammer. Check the link in his sig. I see it in alot of forums.
http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php...ht=funny+story

Check the title.

 

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.