I was talking with a coworker (and my xgf) who is at a different branch (I work at a credit union) and she was complaining about the people she works with. I told her that when we open up the new branch that I'm moving to I would hire her on as my assistant. She said no I'll hire you because I'm better than you. So I replied with the email

Subject: actually no

Body: i slept with dean (who is our boss and the president of the credit union) ... he said ill be the president of the new branch so ha!....


I clicked on send and 1 minute later I go back to check my email and in my sent items I see it hasn't been read yet and realized that I had NOT sent it to Nilsa.... guess who it was sent to? Yup my boss, Dean.

Oops hahahahahahahahahaha a bit embarassing

 

So how was he?

 

Aahhh... Nothing like working your way to the top. Or was he on top? HAHA!

 

I think it is less a matter of top and bottom, and more of an issue of pitching and catching...[:'(]

 

I predict the following memo:


To: Snowboarding
Re: Inappropriate email sent on company computers
Subject: Sleeping with the boss.

Body of Memo: You're fired.

Sincerely;

Dean

 

oops.....

I hear Walmart is hiring greeters!

 

I think you need to be over 80 years oldand dying for that position.

 

"Pimp Stripes" (blue rim stripes which my boss makes fun of me about and calls them pimp stripes) ????

o well, at least he wont make fun of your pimp stripes anymore....
but he MAY HIDE a pride flag sticker somewhere on your ride....