Nice to see you agree Indy.

As for those two auld men TBT & Shadow..... well what can I say

Liked the link there though Tim been awhile since I seen it.

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Trout you are right alcohol really can get you in trouble pity I can't
link in that other crazy **** post I sent you

Just waay to OTT I reckon

 

For my giggle today: I'm pulling the bike off the lift, when I notice the front wheel and go, 'Hey, that wheels' on backwards!' Sure enough, tire on rim right, but rim on backwards, for the last 2 thou miles

 

Maybe you've hit on a way to even out tyre wear.

 

That was one advantage of having the speedo drive off the front wheel - couldn't go on backwards.
I'm sure you're not the first, or the last on that one..................

 

Last Sunday I walked into church and sit down in the front row. As the preacher is beginning his sermon, the devil suddenly appears at the altar. The members of the congregation, including the preacher himself, flee the church in terror, all except for me in the front row.

The devil notices me still in the church and walks down from the altar to confront me. He roars at me very loudly, "Do you know who I am?"

"Why of course I know who you are," I calmly reply. "You're Satan."

"And you're not afraid of me like the others?" the devil asks somewhat miffed.

To which I reply, "No. Why should I be? I've been married to your sister for the last 16 years."

 

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccceeee one buddy very nice lol

 

The Patch :

The other day I needed to go to A & E. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue suit and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my jacket.

When I went into the A & E, I noticed that ¾ of the people in there got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though...

The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

 

One for Trout....

 

 

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."