Today's giggle
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Just spat beer on my screen........ Excellent Dave!
I'm about to go out to buy me some cooler summer gear. The novelty of rubbing myself with cooking oil every time I have to get the gear on to ride is fast wearing off.
I'm thinking Kevlar fishnets with mink trimmings, a low cut tux and spats. That should look the part, as long as I stay off the gravel.
**** it's hot here today......
I'm about to go out to buy me some cooler summer gear. The novelty of rubbing myself with cooking oil every time I have to get the gear on to ride is fast wearing off.
I'm thinking Kevlar fishnets with mink trimmings, a low cut tux and spats. That should look the part, as long as I stay off the gravel.
**** it's hot here today......
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I ran that one by the missus and son. My son seemed considerably more amused..go figure
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Anyway Henry, now that you've lowered the tone to a level I'm completely at home with, here's another one for you...My son suggested I put this one up...I'm so proud!
What did one hermaphrodite say to the other?............Go f#ck yourself!
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Anyway Henry, now that you've lowered the tone to a level I'm completely at home with, here's another one for you...My son suggested I put this one up...I'm so proud!
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What did one hermaphrodite say to the other?............Go f#ck yourself!
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A girl calls her Mother, 'Mom, I'm getting a divorce!'
'A divorce? Why?' the mother asks shocked.
'Mum, all he ever wants is bum sex! I used to have a lovely little bumhole the size of a 5 pence piece. Now it's the size of a 50 pence piece.
The mother says, 'sweetie, you have a lovely home, a porsch, a platinum credit card, a villa in Spain, kids in private school, six holidays a year and you want to throw all that away for the sake of 45 pence?
'A divorce? Why?' the mother asks shocked.
'Mum, all he ever wants is bum sex! I used to have a lovely little bumhole the size of a 5 pence piece. Now it's the size of a 50 pence piece.
The mother says, 'sweetie, you have a lovely home, a porsch, a platinum credit card, a villa in Spain, kids in private school, six holidays a year and you want to throw all that away for the sake of 45 pence?
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